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04-26-2007, 12:13 PM
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Megaman says that I'm Too Gangsta 4 A CT.
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Worst Rap Lyrics of All-Time
These were voted the worst rap lyrics of all time. Some of them are funny cuz they're dumb.
"Verse number 2 do the damn thang keeps on my neck pocket's full of Ben Franks." -Yung Joc
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04-26-2007, 12:19 PM
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suffers from cracking due to shrinkage
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Worst rap lyrics of all time:
see all  some of those were funny though
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04-26-2007, 12:20 PM
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My butt is exit only!
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that list should be much much longer.
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04-26-2007, 12:31 PM
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Megaman says that I'm Too Gangsta 4 A CT.
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These were voted the worst.
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04-26-2007, 12:36 PM
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Caution: Pees Everywhere When Drunk
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got a bill in my mouth like im hilary rodham, LMFAO!
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04-26-2007, 02:23 PM
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Van Damme stole my appendix.
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Wait....there are good rap lyrics?
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04-26-2007, 02:33 PM
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My butt is exit only!
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that list would be, like, 2 lines....
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04-26-2007, 02:50 PM
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Megaman says that I'm Too Gangsta 4 A CT.
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Broken glass everywhere People pissin' on the stairs, you know they just don't care I can't take the smell, can't take the noise Got no money to move out, I guess I got no choice Rats in the front room, roaches in the back Junkies in the alley with a baseball bat I tried to get away but I couldn't get far 'cuz a man with a tow truck repossessed my car Don't push me 'cuz I'm close to the edge I'm trying not to lose my head Uh huh ha ha ha It's like a jungle sometimes It makes me wonder how I keep from goin' under Or what about this? Thinkin of a master plan Cuz ain't nuthin but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin up with lint So I start my mission- leave my residence Thinkin how could I get some dead presidents I need money, I used to be a stick-up kid So I think of all the devious things I did I used to roll up, this is a hold up, ain't nuthin funny Stop smiling, be still, don't nuthin move but the money But now I learned to earn cos I'm righteous I feel great! so maybe I might just Search for a 9 to 5, if I strive Then maybe I'll stay alive So I walk up the street whistlin this Feelin out of place cos, man, do I miss A pen and a paper, a stereo, a tape of Me and Eric B, and a nice big plate of Fish, which is my favorite dish But without no money it's still a wish Cos I don't like to dream about gettin paid So I dig into the books of the rhymes that I made To now test to see if I got pull Hit the studio, cos I'm paid in full
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ahhh, I'm me again
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04-26-2007, 06:45 PM
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Red Bull gives you wiiiiings!!!
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worst eh??? i wonder how many were nominated
(see entire rap section at fye )
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04-28-2007, 08:50 PM
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change my ct
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Does yo chain hang low
Do it wobble to the flo Does it shine in the light Is it platinum, Is it gold Could you throw it over ya shoulda If ya hot, to make ya cold Do your chain hang low [Jibbs] [Hook] Is that your chain!? Bout 24 inches is how low I let it hang How bout the ride n let the diamonds smoke off the range Just by the chain you can tell the big kid do a stain You know the name! Is that your chain!? Bout 24 inches is how low I let it hang How bout the ride n let the diamonds smoke off the range Just by the chain you can tell the big kid do a stain Im off the chain! [Verse 1] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Im hot kid Chains so low you would think that diamonds never stop it And it's funny cause you could never stop it A bunch of rocks on my hand n I aint even on the block yet Show em white gold sorta hold em like my tims And a chain hang 24 inches like the rims Diamonds all blown up yeah sorta like a pimp So wehn I like hit the ice It starts glistenin off the tims (off the tims) My chain hang All it do is blang blang Have blue, have red Like my diamonds gang bang And dont even think We on the same thing Charms so heavy they couldn't lift it till the crane came [Chorus] Does yo chain hang low Do it wobble to the flo Does it shine in the light Is it platinum, Is it gold Could you throw it over ya shoulda If ya hot, it make ya cold Do your chain hang low Does yo chain hang low Do it wobble to the flo Does it shine in the light Is it platinum, Is it gold Could you throw it over ya shoulda If ya hot, to make ya cold Do your chain hang low [Verse 2] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Im so icy (do yo chain) My trunk so heavy that my neck dont like me (do yo chain) Go n no no no is not a game kid (do yo chain) Cause I throw my chain in the crowd (do do do do do do yo chain) Like game B Is nothing Diamonds is nothing to me (do yo chain) Especially when Im dressing up Is just a button to me Bling! (could you thro it over yo shoulda) and not to mention my teeth Cause they color coordinated Complimentin the teeth Oh bra (boy) dats! So check out my swag Diamonds red, white, n blue like the American flag Boy (do yo chain) is so colorful N see I got that nice screen My money spend on jewels I call it my ice cream (chain, chain, chain, chain) My music give you black eye Cuz of the beating They think I am a mutant The way a boy is beasting (chain, chain, chain, chain) I stay when n sometime u call it cheating Yeah, my boys always around Like is a mee-ting Is that your (do yo chain) chain!? Bout 24 inches is how low I let it hang (do yo chain) How bout the ride n let the diamonds smoke off the range (do yo chain) Just by the chain you can tell the big kid do a stain (do yo chain) You know the name! (do do do do do do yo chain) Is that your chain!? Bout 24 inches is how low I let it hang (do yo chain) How bout the ride n let the diamonds smoke off the range (do yo chain) Just by the chain you can tell the big kid do a stain (do yo chain) Im off the chain! (do do do do do do yo chain) Does your chain hang low Do it wobble to the flo Does it shine in the light Is it platinum, Is it gold Could you throw it over ya shoulda If ya hot, to make ya cold Do your chain hang low Does your chain hang low Do it wobble to the flo Does it shine in the light Is it platinum, Is it gold Could you throw it over ya shoulda If ya hot, to make ya cold Does your chain hang low
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