Worst Rap Lyrics of All-Time

Cali Korleone · 04-26-2007, 11:13 AM

These were voted the worst rap lyrics of all time. Some of them are funny cuz they're dumb.

"Verse number 2 do the damn thang keeps on my neck pocket's full of Ben Franks." -Yung Joc

"There's no need to lie folk, Why you sleepin' wit ya eyes closed?"-Timbaland

"I can double my density from three-sixty degrees to seven-twenty instantly."-Canibus

"Thirty-eight revolve like the sun round the Earth."-Jay-Z

N****s in the Bronx call me Lex cause I push a Lex, and I rock a Rolex and I lounge on Lex', and I love sex."-Peter Gunz

"Never let me slip, cause if I slip, then I'm slippin."-Dr.Dre

"When it's hot I'm duckin them people with my fire arm Look I be straight thuggin."-Turk

"My paragraph alone is worth five mics (uh-huh) A twelve song LP, that's thirty-six mics (uh-huh)" -Redman

Don't try to treat me like I AIN'T FAMOUS My apologies, are you into astrology Cause I'm, I'm tryin to make it to Uranus-Kanye West

Hood n***a from Bankhead, I stay by Grandma Nana I lay by my banana, dumpin' and punkin' monkeys." -Young Dro

When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets." -LFO

"Sometime y'all get crimey crimey, grimy grimy But those with a tiny hiney they get whiny whiny." -Cam'ron

"I'm hungry for cheese like Hungry, Hungry Hippo." -Project Pat

"If you don't bring back my m****f*****n money or my m***f****n dope, you can forget about Christmas n***a, cause you ain't gon even see New Years." -Master P

"It's like fee, fie, foe, fum, I smell the blood of a jealous a*s punk."-Prodigy

"First family will gradually lift that a*s up like gravity." -Lil Fame

"I like the way ya a*s move to the beat You a freak, that's summin you can be."-J-Kwon

"Young, black, and famous, with money hangin out the anus."- Puff Daddy

"I like them black, white, Puerto Rican, or Haitian Like Japanese, Chinese, or even Asian."-Chingy

"I'll break it down for you now, baby it's simple If you be a nympho, I'll be a nympho." -50 Cent

"Thirty-two grams raw, chop it in half, get sixteen, double it times three. We got forty-eight, which mean a whole lot of cream Divide the profit by four, subtract it by eight We back to sixteen..." -Foxy Brown

Got a Bill in my mouth like I'm Hilary Rodham." -Ali G

"D.D.T. the b**ch, I can go for some hours Let Parlae hit, together we like twin towers." -Pimpin

"I watch my back when I'm walkin, I watch my mouth when I'm talkin. My glock cocked when I'm crawlin." -Mike Jones

Now you know that I'm the Queen of Miami All that loud talkin lyin save that sh*t for your mammy Sounds like "blah, blah blah, blah bla blah-bla" I'm like uh-huh (uh-huh) okay (okay) Whassup (whassup) SHUT UP!" -Trina

**madmatt** · 04-26-2007, 11:19 AM

Worst rap lyrics of all time:

see all

some of those were funny though

302 coupe · 04-26-2007, 11:20 AM

that list should be much much longer.

Cali Korleone · 04-26-2007, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 302 coupe

that list should be much much longer.

The original list was HUGE!!!!!

These were voted the worst.

B00STED4V · 04-26-2007, 11:36 AM

got a bill in my mouth like im hilary rodham, LMFAO!

Faaip de Oiad · 04-26-2007, 01:23 PM

Wait....there are good rap lyrics?

302 coupe · 04-26-2007, 01:33 PM

that list would be, like, 2 lines....

Cali Korleone · 04-26-2007, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Faaip de Oiad

Wait....there are good rap lyrics?

Quote:

Originally Posted by 302 coupe

that list would be, like, 2 lines....

What about this?

Broken glass everywhere
People pissin' on the stairs, you know they just don't care
I can't take the smell, can't take the noise
Got no money to move out, I guess I got no choice
Rats in the front room, roaches in the back
Junkies in the alley with a baseball bat
I tried to get away but I couldn't get far
'cuz a man with a tow truck repossessed my car

Don't push me 'cuz I'm close to the edge
I'm trying not to lose my head
Uh huh ha ha ha

It's like a jungle sometimes
It makes me wonder how I keep from goin' under

Or what about this?

Thinkin of a master plan
Cuz ain't nuthin but sweat inside my hand
So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent
So I dig deeper but still comin up with lint
So I start my mission- leave my residence
Thinkin how could I get some dead presidents
I need money, I used to be a stick-up kid
So I think of all the devious things I did
I used to roll up, this is a hold up, ain't nuthin funny
Stop smiling, be still, don't nuthin move but the money
But now I learned to earn cos I'm righteous
I feel great! so maybe I might just
Search for a 9 to 5, if I strive
Then maybe I'll stay alive
So I walk up the street whistlin this
Feelin out of place cos, man, do I miss
A pen and a paper, a stereo, a tape of
Me and Eric B, and a nice big plate of
Fish, which is my favorite dish
But without no money it's still a wish
Cos I don't like to dream about gettin paid
So I dig into the books of the rhymes that I made
To now test to see if I got pull
Hit the studio, cos I'm paid in full

Danre · 04-26-2007, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OxMox

got a bill in my mouth like im hilary rodham, LMFAO!

right?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cali Korleone

What about this?

Broken glass everywhere
People pissin' on the stairs, you know they just don't care
I can't take the smell, can't take the noise
Got no money to move out, I guess I got no choice
Rats in the front room, roaches in the back
Junkies in the alley with a baseball bat
I tried to get away but I couldn't get far
'cuz a man with a tow truck repossessed my car

Don't push me 'cuz I'm close to the edge
I'm trying not to lose my head
Uh huh ha ha ha

It's like a jungle sometimes
It makes me wonder how I keep from goin' under

Or what about this?

Thinkin of a master plan
Cuz ain't nuthin but sweat inside my hand
So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent
So I dig deeper but still comin up with lint
So I start my mission- leave my residence
Thinkin how could I get some dead presidents
I need money, I used to be a stick-up kid
So I think of all the devious things I did
I used to roll up, this is a hold up, ain't nuthin funny
Stop smiling, be still, don't nuthin move but the money
But now I learned to earn cos I'm righteous
I feel great! so maybe I might just
Search for a 9 to 5, if I strive
Then maybe I'll stay alive
So I walk up the street whistlin this
Feelin out of place cos, man, do I miss
A pen and a paper, a stereo, a tape of
Me and Eric B, and a nice big plate of
Fish, which is my favorite dish
But without no money it's still a wish
Cos I don't like to dream about gettin paid
So I dig into the books of the rhymes that I made
To now test to see if I got pull
Hit the studio, cos I'm paid in full

**FreeBird** · 04-26-2007, 05:45 PM

worst eh??? i wonder how many were nominated

(see entire rap section at fye

)

ryanrule · 04-28-2007, 07:50 PM

Does yo chain hang low
Do it wobble to the flo
Does it shine in the light
Is it platinum, Is it gold
Could you throw it over ya shoulda
If ya hot, to make ya cold
Do your chain hang low

[Jibbs]
[Hook]
Is that your chain!?
Bout 24 inches is how low I let it hang
How bout the ride n let the diamonds smoke off the range
Just by the chain you can tell the big kid do a stain
You know the name!

Is that your chain!?
Bout 24 inches is how low I let it hang
How bout the ride n let the diamonds smoke off the range
Just by the chain you can tell the big kid do a stain
Im off the chain!

[Verse 1]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Im hot kid
Chains so low you would think that diamonds never stop it
And it's funny cause you could never stop it
A bunch of rocks on my hand n I aint even on the block yet
Show em white gold sorta hold em like my tims
And a chain hang 24 inches like the rims
Diamonds all blown up yeah sorta like a pimp
So wehn I like hit the ice
It starts glistenin off the tims (off the tims)

My chain hang
All it do is blang blang
Have blue, have red
Like my diamonds gang bang
And dont even think
We on the same thing
Charms so heavy they couldn't lift it till the crane came

[Chorus]
Does yo chain hang low
Do it wobble to the flo
Does it shine in the light
Is it platinum, Is it gold
Could you throw it over ya shoulda
If ya hot, it make ya cold
Do your chain hang low

Does yo chain hang low
Do it wobble to the flo
Does it shine in the light
Is it platinum, Is it gold
Could you throw it over ya shoulda
If ya hot, to make ya cold
Do your chain hang low

[Verse 2]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Im so icy (do yo chain)
My trunk so heavy that my neck dont like me (do yo chain)
Go n no no no is not a game kid (do yo chain)
Cause I throw my chain in the crowd (do do do do do do yo chain)
Like game B

Is nothing
Diamonds is nothing to me
(do yo chain) Especially when Im dressing up
Is just a button to me
Bling! (could you thro it over yo shoulda) and not to mention my teeth
Cause they color coordinated
Complimentin the teeth
Oh bra (boy) dats!

So check out my swag
Diamonds red, white, n blue like the American flag
Boy (do yo chain) is so colorful
N see I got that nice screen
My money spend on jewels
I call it my ice cream (chain, chain, chain, chain)

My music give you black eye
Cuz of the beating
They think I am a mutant
The way a boy is beasting (chain, chain, chain, chain)
I stay when n sometime u call it cheating
Yeah, my boys always around
Like is a mee-ting

Is that your (do yo chain) chain!?
Bout 24 inches is how low I let it hang (do yo chain)
How bout the ride n let the diamonds smoke off the range (do yo chain)
Just by the chain you can tell the big kid do a stain (do yo chain)
You know the name! (do do do do do do yo chain)

Is that your chain!?
Bout 24 inches is how low I let it hang (do yo chain)
How bout the ride n let the diamonds smoke off the range (do yo chain)
Just by the chain you can tell the big kid do a stain (do yo chain)
Im off the chain! (do do do do do do yo chain)

Does your chain hang low
Do it wobble to the flo
Does it shine in the light
Is it platinum, Is it gold
Could you throw it over ya shoulda
If ya hot, to make ya cold
Do your chain hang low

Does your chain hang low
Do it wobble to the flo
Does it shine in the light
Is it platinum, Is it gold
Could you throw it over ya shoulda
If ya hot, to make ya cold
Does your chain hang low

04-26-2007, 11:13 AM	#1
Cali Korleone Megaman says that I'm Too Gangsta 4 A CT. Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Rosewood Ave, CA Posts: 13,517	Worst Rap Lyrics of All-Time These were voted the worst rap lyrics of all time. Some of them are funny cuz they're dumb. "Verse number 2 do the damn thang keeps on my neck pocket's full of Ben Franks." -Yung Joc "There's no need to lie folk, Why you sleepin' wit ya eyes closed?"-Timbaland "I can double my density from three-sixty degrees to seven-twenty instantly."-Canibus "Thirty-eight revolve like the sun round the Earth."-Jay-Z N**s in the Bronx call me Lex cause I push a Lex, and I rock a Rolex and I lounge on Lex', and I love sex."-Peter Gunz "Never let me slip, cause if I slip, then I'm slippin."-Dr.Dre "When it's hot I'm duckin them people with my fire arm Look I be straight thuggin."-Turk "My paragraph alone is worth five mics (uh-huh) A twelve song LP, that's thirty-six mics (uh-huh)" -Redman Don't try to treat me like I AIN'T FAMOUS My apologies, are you into astrology Cause I'm, I'm tryin to make it to Uranus-Kanye West Hood na from Bankhead, I stay by Grandma Nana I lay by my banana, dumpin' and punkin' monkeys." -Young Dro When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets." -LFO "Sometime y'all get crimey crimey, grimy grimy But those with a tiny hiney they get whiny whiny." -Cam'ron "I'm hungry for cheese like Hungry, Hungry Hippo." -Project Pat "If you don't bring back my m*f*n money or my mf*n dope, you can forget about Christmas na, cause you ain't gon even see New Years." -Master P "It's like fee, fie, foe, fum, I smell the blood of a jealous as punk."-Prodigy "First family will gradually lift that as up like gravity." -Lil Fame "I like the way ya as move to the beat You a freak, that's summin you can be."-J-Kwon "Young, black, and famous, with money hangin out the anus."- Puff Daddy "I like them black, white, Puerto Rican, or Haitian Like Japanese, Chinese, or even Asian."-Chingy "I'll break it down for you now, baby it's simple If you be a nympho, I'll be a nympho." -50 Cent "Thirty-two grams raw, chop it in half, get sixteen, double it times three. We got forty-eight, which mean a whole lot of cream Divide the profit by four, subtract it by eight We back to sixteen..." -Foxy Brown Got a Bill in my mouth like I'm Hilary Rodham." -Ali G "D.D.T. the b*ch, I can go for some hours Let Parlae hit, together we like twin towers." -Pimpin "I watch my back when I'm walkin, I watch my mouth when I'm talkin. My glock cocked when I'm crawlin." -Mike Jones Now you know that I'm the Queen of Miami All that loud talkin lyin save that sht for your mammy Sounds like "blah, blah blah, blah bla blah-bla" I'm like uh-huh (uh-huh) okay (okay) Whassup (whassup) SHUT UP!" -Trina __________________

04-26-2007, 11:20 AM	#3
302 coupe My butt is exit only! Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: at work Posts: 854	that list should be much much longer. __________________

04-26-2007, 11:36 AM	#5
B00STED4V Caution: Pees Everywhere When Drunk Yeti Sports 1- Long Shot Version Champion! Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: The TROP and RAYJAY! Posts: 27,142	got a bill in my mouth like im hilary rodham, LMFAO! __________________ Tampa Bay Buccaneers Tampa Bay Lightning Tampa Bay Rays

04-26-2007, 01:23 PM	#6
Faaip de Oiad Van Damme stole my appendix. Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Md Posts: 14,026	Wait....there are good rap lyrics? __________________ The Life of Reilly

04-26-2007, 01:33 PM	#7
302 coupe My butt is exit only! Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: at work Posts: 854	that list would be, like, 2 lines.... __________________

04-28-2007, 07:50 PM	#11
ryanrule change my ct Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Madison. Go boobies. Posts: 5,686	Does yo chain hang low Do it wobble to the flo Does it shine in the light Is it platinum, Is it gold Could you throw it over ya shoulda If ya hot, to make ya cold Do your chain hang low [Jibbs] [Hook] Is that your chain!? Bout 24 inches is how low I let it hang How bout the ride n let the diamonds smoke off the range Just by the chain you can tell the big kid do a stain You know the name! Is that your chain!? Bout 24 inches is how low I let it hang How bout the ride n let the diamonds smoke off the range Just by the chain you can tell the big kid do a stain Im off the chain! [Verse 1] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Im hot kid Chains so low you would think that diamonds never stop it And it's funny cause you could never stop it A bunch of rocks on my hand n I aint even on the block yet Show em white gold sorta hold em like my tims And a chain hang 24 inches like the rims Diamonds all blown up yeah sorta like a pimp So wehn I like hit the ice It starts glistenin off the tims (off the tims) My chain hang All it do is blang blang Have blue, have red Like my diamonds gang bang And dont even think We on the same thing Charms so heavy they couldn't lift it till the crane came [Chorus] Does yo chain hang low Do it wobble to the flo Does it shine in the light Is it platinum, Is it gold Could you throw it over ya shoulda If ya hot, it make ya cold Do your chain hang low Does yo chain hang low Do it wobble to the flo Does it shine in the light Is it platinum, Is it gold Could you throw it over ya shoulda If ya hot, to make ya cold Do your chain hang low [Verse 2] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Im so icy (do yo chain) My trunk so heavy that my neck dont like me (do yo chain) Go n no no no is not a game kid (do yo chain) Cause I throw my chain in the crowd (do do do do do do yo chain) Like game B Is nothing Diamonds is nothing to me (do yo chain) Especially when Im dressing up Is just a button to me Bling! (could you thro it over yo shoulda) and not to mention my teeth Cause they color coordinated Complimentin the teeth Oh bra (boy) dats! So check out my swag Diamonds red, white, n blue like the American flag Boy (do yo chain) is so colorful N see I got that nice screen My money spend on jewels I call it my ice cream (chain, chain, chain, chain) My music give you black eye Cuz of the beating They think I am a mutant The way a boy is beasting (chain, chain, chain, chain) I stay when n sometime u call it cheating Yeah, my boys always around Like is a mee-ting Is that your (do yo chain) chain!? Bout 24 inches is how low I let it hang (do yo chain) How bout the ride n let the diamonds smoke off the range (do yo chain) Just by the chain you can tell the big kid do a stain (do yo chain) You know the name! (do do do do do do yo chain) Is that your chain!? Bout 24 inches is how low I let it hang (do yo chain) How bout the ride n let the diamonds smoke off the range (do yo chain) Just by the chain you can tell the big kid do a stain (do yo chain) Im off the chain! (do do do do do do yo chain) Does your chain hang low Do it wobble to the flo Does it shine in the light Is it platinum, Is it gold Could you throw it over ya shoulda If ya hot, to make ya cold Do your chain hang low Does your chain hang low Do it wobble to the flo Does it shine in the light Is it platinum, Is it gold Could you throw it over ya shoulda If ya hot, to make ya cold Does your chain hang low __________________ You think you're hot shit in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!

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