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Old 09-29-2008, 07:06 PM   #1
 
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Ok, dumb question.
How do you guys get stuff under your username. You know, the catchy little phrases.
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Old 09-29-2008, 07:08 PM   #2
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what would you do to a hooker if you could do anything and not be caught.. anything just tell us ??
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Old 09-29-2008, 07:12 PM   #3
 
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You mean what WOULDN'T I do?
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Old 09-29-2008, 07:13 PM   #4
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Old 09-29-2008, 07:19 PM   #5
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say something that sound funny and said above moderator will put it there now that I think about it... I'm about due for a new one...
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Old 09-29-2008, 07:21 PM   #6
 
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I'd put it in her butt.
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Old 09-29-2008, 07:22 PM   #7
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well I guess you could put it that way.. but then you will have to add a zebra.. elephantiasis of the balls, and feeding your dog your favorite icecream off your ass..
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Old 09-29-2008, 07:23 PM   #8
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or "blood belching vaginas"
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Old 09-29-2008, 07:24 PM   #9
 
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Well thats a given. I planned on doing that...........AND putting it in her butt.
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Old 09-29-2008, 07:25 PM   #10
 
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Old 09-29-2008, 07:34 PM   #11
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what you did there... i still didnt see it
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Old 09-29-2008, 07:35 PM   #12
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I see you logic...

and yes you should put it in the butt.. as long as there is no ass to mouth to mouth involved
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boobs on dog ftw!!!!!
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Just hope Raj doesnt see it.
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Old 09-29-2008, 08:28 PM   #16
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Just hope Raj doesnt see it.
TOO LATE BITCHH! I was gonna ask you; "OMFG HOW MAUCH?!"
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that's Raj's type of bitch!
DAMN RIGHT!
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Old 09-29-2008, 08:55 PM   #18
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Old 09-29-2008, 08:56 PM   #19
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Old 09-30-2008, 12:53 AM   #21
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Old 09-30-2008, 01:16 AM   #22
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FUCKK NOO! I'd only stick my dick in. Just the tip...just the tip..haha
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Old 09-30-2008, 09:02 AM   #23
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Old 09-30-2008, 12:39 PM   #25
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