sad panda...MAD panda

**FreeBird** · 09-22-2006, 10:39 PM

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14922482/?GT1=8506

BEIJING - A drunken Chinese migrant worker jumped into a panda enclosure at the Beijing Zoo, was bitten by the bear and retaliated by chomping down on the animal’s back, state media said Wednesday.
Zhang Xinyan, from the central province of Henan, drank four jugs of beer at a restaurant near the zoo before visiting Gu Gu the panda on Tuesday, the Beijing Morning Post said.
“He felt a sudden urge to touch the panda with his hand,” and jumped into the enclosure, the newspaper said.

**Therapist** · 09-22-2006, 10:45 PM

zomg

JonJon · 09-22-2006, 11:18 PM

retaliated by biting the panda's back?? isn't that a dominating sex thing for aminals

**FreeBird** · 09-22-2006, 11:19 PM

he was trying to make that panda his bitch

JonJon · 09-22-2006, 11:43 PM

Sk1n · 09-23-2006, 01:40 AM

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Originally Posted by TehJigSaw

he was trying to make that panda his bitch

This dude must be my uncle.

tx3nc · 09-23-2006, 06:31 AM

:fuckapanda: Smiliey anyone?

Danre · 09-23-2006, 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tx3nc

:fuckapanda: Smiliey anyone?

**DuckyBubbles05** · 09-23-2006, 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tx3nc

:fuckapanda: Smiliey anyone?

haha i don't know if i wanna see that one........

B00STED4V · 09-23-2006, 10:29 AM

douche bag, panda should've beat his bitch ass. don't fuck wit a panda

09-22-2006, 10:39 PM	#1
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09-23-2006, 06:31 AM	#7
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