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Old 09-22-2006, 09:39 PM   #1
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sad panda...MAD panda

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BEIJING - A drunken Chinese migrant worker jumped into a panda enclosure at the Beijing Zoo, was bitten by the bear and retaliated by chomping down on the animal’s back, state media said Wednesday.
Zhang Xinyan, from the central province of Henan, drank four jugs of beer at a restaurant near the zoo before visiting Gu Gu the panda on Tuesday, the Beijing Morning Post said.
“He felt a sudden urge to touch the panda with his hand,” and jumped into the enclosure, the newspaper said.
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Old 09-22-2006, 09:45 PM   #2
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retaliated by biting the panda's back?? isn't that a dominating sex thing for aminals
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he was trying to make that panda his bitch
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Old 09-23-2006, 12:40 AM   #6
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he was trying to make that panda his bitch
This dude must be my uncle.
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Old 09-23-2006, 05:31 AM   #7
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Old 09-23-2006, 06:57 AM   #8
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haha i don't know if i wanna see that one........
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Old 09-23-2006, 09:29 AM   #10
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douche bag, panda should've beat his bitch ass. don't fuck wit a panda
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