ITT: Post what you've done to ricers

**jdv** · 08-10-2004, 03:32 PM

Post what you've done to ricers.

At a party hosted by this wigger who talks shit to everyone, and trys to make it seem like hes kidding with everyone, but anyone who he talks shit to, takes it personally and gets pissed off (including me). A few of my friends and myself was there to ruin his party, which we did successfully.

Just to give you an idea of what im talking about, this guy, he wears these BAGGY ass fubu clothes, he has one of those big ass little jon hats, some stupid ass polo sun glasses, and this goofy ass fake bling chain with handcuff's at the end, and he honestly thinks hes black. The only problem is, hes whiter than Vanilla Ice. He drives this slammed saturn 4 door, with a big ass aluminum wing, a fartcan, and get this. He had alloy wheels on it before, but he ended up taking those stock wheels without the hubcaps off a civic and put them on his saturn. Then to add to it, he put HELLA stickers all over it, and these vinyl ghetto racing stripes that he didnt even match up right. He gets so far back in his seat, and puts it all the way down, he looks like hes driving from the back seat, and blasts rap on his stock audio system.

Being I was employed at the time, and I was off on my dinner break at the party (Myself and my friends did not drink or eat anything, or do anything but chill and ruin the party). I had the truck with me, and I had 2 boots in the back. Earlier in the year, he talked shit about mustangs, so I wanted to get even, I turned around the boot so he couldnt read the serial number, or the sealed sticker that gave my truck number id# and phone number to contact the local police department and the company.

The funny thing is, when we were leaving, a cop pulled me over to talk to me, (I knew the cop though), and he saw me put on the boot, he was just curious why I wasnt working, so I ended up telling him I was on a break and stuff..He broke up the party, called the wigger's mom, and his mom came, and gave him shit I guess.

So a week later, his mom calls me. She asked me why I put the boot on his car, I told her I did not, and I had one stolen out of the back of my truck while I was at his party. I asked her if she had called the police, and she did. They told her to call me to remove it. So, she asked me to come to her house, and take it off, when I get there, I guess she changed her mind, because of the party (her place was TRASHED). She asked me if I could keep it on the car, I told her yeah, no problem. The funny thing is, when I was at her house, she could tell that I did it, and told me, her son is an asshole to her, so I confessed.

So, the verdict is a year later, I drove by her house, and the boot is still on the car, I'll try to get pics soon.

340.29m/s · 08-10-2004, 04:01 PM

FUCKIN' HILARIOUS!

FallenPhoenix · 08-10-2004, 04:58 PM

hahaha I wonder if he tried to actually drive with it one there lol

huskerpower02 · 08-10-2004, 05:03 PM

no idea what the fuck any of that said. and why did you change your post count

245/45ZR-17 · 08-10-2004, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by huskerpower02

no idea what the fuck any of that said. and why did you change your post count

Me either...boot...on his car...

...eer something...

EDIT: oooh I get it now, one of those boots that you put on the wheel/tire that keeps your car from moving...Where do you work jades?...

Bornstanger · 08-11-2004, 10:04 AM

oh god that's great

**jdv** · 08-11-2004, 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 245/45ZR-17

Me either...boot...on his car...

...eer something...

EDIT: oooh I get it now, one of those boots that you put on the wheel/tire that keeps your car from moving...Where do you work jades?...

I worked for a towing company that also did reposessions of construction equipment and regular cars.

FallenPhoenix · 08-11-2004, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jadesville

I worked for a towing company that also did reposessions of construction equipment and regular cars.

How would they repossess say... a caterpillar front end loader?

**jdv** · 08-11-2004, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FallenPhoenix

How would they repossess say... a caterpillar front end loader?

On a lowboy.

Bornstanger · 08-11-2004, 04:23 PM

why not a highboy? or even a mediumboy?

huskerpower02 · 08-11-2004, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bornstanger

why not a highboy? or even a mediumboy?

go sit in your tower

Bornstanger · 08-11-2004, 05:28 PM

fucking COCK A-ASS!

Stumpy · 08-11-2004, 09:16 PM

Well... I could not beat them.... So I joined them...

**jdv** · 08-11-2004, 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Black RSX

Well... I could not beat them.... So I joined them...

Bornstanger · 08-12-2004, 08:18 AM

yeah u just took the easy way out

08-10-2004, 03:32 PM	#1
jdv the polarbear conservation corps protects a polarbear homie straight outa' compton because polarbears love klondike bars Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 34,185	ITT: Post what you've done to ricers Post what you've done to ricers. At a party hosted by this wigger who talks shit to everyone, and trys to make it seem like hes kidding with everyone, but anyone who he talks shit to, takes it personally and gets pissed off (including me). A few of my friends and myself was there to ruin his party, which we did successfully. Just to give you an idea of what im talking about, this guy, he wears these BAGGY ass fubu clothes, he has one of those big ass little jon hats, some stupid ass polo sun glasses, and this goofy ass fake bling chain with handcuff's at the end, and he honestly thinks hes black. The only problem is, hes whiter than Vanilla Ice. He drives this slammed saturn 4 door, with a big ass aluminum wing, a fartcan, and get this. He had alloy wheels on it before, but he ended up taking those stock wheels without the hubcaps off a civic and put them on his saturn. Then to add to it, he put HELLA stickers all over it, and these vinyl ghetto racing stripes that he didnt even match up right. He gets so far back in his seat, and puts it all the way down, he looks like hes driving from the back seat, and blasts rap on his stock audio system. Being I was employed at the time, and I was off on my dinner break at the party (Myself and my friends did not drink or eat anything, or do anything but chill and ruin the party). I had the truck with me, and I had 2 boots in the back. Earlier in the year, he talked shit about mustangs, so I wanted to get even, I turned around the boot so he couldnt read the serial number, or the sealed sticker that gave my truck number id# and phone number to contact the local police department and the company. The funny thing is, when we were leaving, a cop pulled me over to talk to me, (I knew the cop though), and he saw me put on the boot, he was just curious why I wasnt working, so I ended up telling him I was on a break and stuff..He broke up the party, called the wigger's mom, and his mom came, and gave him shit I guess. So a week later, his mom calls me. She asked me why I put the boot on his car, I told her I did not, and I had one stolen out of the back of my truck while I was at his party. I asked her if she had called the police, and she did. They told her to call me to remove it. So, she asked me to come to her house, and take it off, when I get there, I guess she changed her mind, because of the party (her place was TRASHED). She asked me if I could keep it on the car, I told her yeah, no problem. The funny thing is, when I was at her house, she could tell that I did it, and told me, her son is an asshole to her, so I confessed. So, the verdict is a year later, I drove by her house, and the boot is still on the car, I'll try to get pics soon.

08-10-2004, 04:01 PM	#2
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08-10-2004, 04:58 PM	#3
FallenPhoenix Blah blah blah final five blah blah Breakout Champion! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: College Station Tx Posts: 8,628	hahaha I wonder if he tried to actually drive with it one there lol __________________ The views and opinions expressed above do not necessarily reflect those of DarkMesa, it's owners, or polar bears in general. rawr copyright 2006, phoenix Sinanym.com - My Blog Wiki40k.com - Warhammer 40k Wiki project

08-11-2004, 10:04 AM	#6
Bornstanger Legendary Veteran Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Strongsville, OH Posts: 4,615	oh god that's great __________________ hungry JonJon: eh i always talked to him and u at the same time i can handle 2 guys at once

08-11-2004, 04:23 PM	#10
Bornstanger Legendary Veteran Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Strongsville, OH Posts: 4,615	why not a highboy? or even a mediumboy? __________________ hungry JonJon: eh i always talked to him and u at the same time i can handle 2 guys at once

08-10-2004, 05:03 PM	#4
huskerpower02 o rly LOL supRISE!1one Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Shawnee, KS Posts: 1,072	no idea what the fuck any of that said. and why did you change your post count

08-11-2004, 05:28 PM	#12
Bornstanger Legendary Veteran Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Strongsville, OH Posts: 4,615	fucking COCK A-ASS! __________________ hungry JonJon: eh i always talked to him and u at the same time i can handle 2 guys at once

08-11-2004, 09:16 PM	#13
Stumpy People that drive Miatas have small penises. Tetris Champion! Moon Lander Champion! Helicopter Champion! Formula Fun Champion! Yeti Sports 1 - Pingu Throw Champion! Ten Pin Bowling Champion! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Chicago, Illinois Posts: 3,589	Well... I could not beat them.... So I joined them... __________________ [2004 MazdaSpeed Miata - 2526lbs / 175whp @10psi]

08-12-2004, 08:18 AM	#15
Bornstanger Legendary Veteran Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Strongsville, OH Posts: 4,615	yeah u just took the easy way out __________________ hungry JonJon: eh i always talked to him and u at the same time i can handle 2 guys at once

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