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Old 02-13-2007, 10:53 AM   #226
I masturbate to teletubbies
 
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she is hot and looks older then 18
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Old 02-13-2007, 10:54 AM   #227
 
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Old 02-13-2007, 11:07 AM   #228
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Old 02-13-2007, 11:09 AM   #229
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Old 02-13-2007, 11:19 AM   #230
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Old 02-13-2007, 11:22 AM   #231
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Who's going to catch you? His girlfriend?

I bet there are several ladies here who'd like to have a conversation with her.
im sure they would, like, "come to bed with us..."

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go to his myspace...shes super hot...
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Tsuchiya Keiichi is an O.G. drifter. Kind of like, if you win a NASCAR Sprint Cup champion ship, and Tom Petty gives you a standing ovation.

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Old 02-13-2007, 12:02 PM   #232
David tried PIITB to me but was denied due to sub par equipment
 
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im sure they would, like, "come to bed with us..."

thanks

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ehh i dunno if that would be exactly it...something alone the line, 'come to bed with matty and i..no thats gross....fine hes mine i will blow your mind matty' and there will be absolutly no need for ing
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Old 02-13-2007, 12:15 PM   #233
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Old 02-13-2007, 12:27 PM   #234
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Old 02-13-2007, 12:31 PM   #235
I'll pass on the knife fuck, thanks.
 
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Old 02-13-2007, 12:37 PM   #236
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Old 02-13-2007, 12:40 PM   #237
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Old 02-13-2007, 12:40 PM   #238
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Old 02-13-2007, 12:41 PM   #239
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Old 02-13-2007, 12:56 PM   #240
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Old 02-13-2007, 12:56 PM   #241
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Old 02-13-2007, 12:58 PM   #242
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what would you recommend for a tip
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Old 02-13-2007, 12:59 PM   #243
 

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Old 02-13-2007, 01:05 PM   #244
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looks like BDM isnt helpin ya...
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Old 02-13-2007, 01:11 PM   #245
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See, that's the problem.

You're too picky.

Try settling for 3 out of 4.
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Old 02-13-2007, 01:39 PM   #246
the polarbear conservation corps protects a classy polarbear cutie meeting a polarbear homie straight outa compton and sharing klondike bars
 
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dont eat yellow snow
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Old 02-13-2007, 01:43 PM   #247
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Old 02-13-2007, 01:44 PM   #248
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Old 02-13-2007, 01:46 PM   #249
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Old 02-13-2007, 01:51 PM   #250
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