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Old 01-27-2010, 01:00 PM   #25376
the polarbear conservation corps protects a classy polarbear cutie meeting a polarbear homie straight outa compton and sharing klondike bars
 
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Old 01-27-2010, 01:09 PM   #25377
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Old 01-27-2010, 02:33 PM   #25378
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Old 01-27-2010, 02:37 PM   #25379
When they put their paws on the fence, it means take them from the rear.
 
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Old 01-27-2010, 03:02 PM   #25380
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I'm workin on the same thing Dond. This program is supposed to kick my ass into shape in 60 days. I believe it too, last night I was on the floor wheezing because it was such intense cardio.
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Old 01-27-2010, 03:27 PM   #25381
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I'm workin on the same thing Dond. This program is supposed to kick my ass into shape in 60 days. I believe it too, last night I was on the floor wheezing because it was such intense cardio.
of your bikini bod
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Old 01-27-2010, 05:44 PM   #25382
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Old 01-27-2010, 07:36 PM   #25383
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Mark your calendar, March 28th is the last day of the program.
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Old 01-27-2010, 10:08 PM   #25384
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Old 01-27-2010, 10:18 PM   #25385
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well good luck!

Thanks! Good luck to you too. I can barely walk after tonight's workout. So you know its good.
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Old 01-27-2010, 10:35 PM   #25386
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Old 01-28-2010, 05:36 AM   #25387
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Old 01-28-2010, 06:47 AM   #25388
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i just hit 190lbs today

belly starting to slouch over my belts now

I'm fat.
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Old 01-28-2010, 06:53 AM   #25389
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I go 272 last I checked. STFU about 190 being 'fat'.
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Old 01-28-2010, 06:54 AM   #25390
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Weather today sucks major balls. Weatherman really screwed the pooch and missed calling a surprise snow storm today. So on my way into work I saw no plow trucks and lots of accidents.
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Old 01-28-2010, 07:15 AM   #25392
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Old 01-28-2010, 07:42 AM   #25393
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Dude. I really should have. Now I'm stuck here at work and might not be able to make it hommmmmmmmm......... :think: :think: :think:
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Old 01-28-2010, 10:10 AM   #25394
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tex sounds like it is not a problem.. no home.. no wife..
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Old 01-28-2010, 12:37 PM   #25395
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Don't worry, we won't tell him!
actually...the funny this is he probably wouldn't even care
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Old 01-28-2010, 02:43 PM   #25396
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I go 272 last I checked. STFU about 190 being 'fat'.
No wonder she bitches.

For teh rec0rd, I am fairly solid 200.
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205 here....so fat.

so its suppose to pour down rain on sat...and I'm suppose to get my crunk one w/ the oxmox and freezybird

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Old 01-28-2010, 03:49 PM   #25398
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205 here....so fat.

so its suppose to pour down rain on sat...and I'm suppose to get my fuck on w/ the oxmox and freezybird

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Old 01-28-2010, 03:56 PM   #25399
 
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if by fuck on you mean the 3 of us raping and pillaging every dirty whore we crosses our path, then yes.



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