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Old 04-30-2007, 09:07 AM   #3076
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Old 04-30-2007, 09:10 AM   #3077
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i went tanning yesterday and my face got a lil burnt.
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Old 04-30-2007, 09:20 AM   #3078
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i havnt burnt yet...i got a little pink once, but that was gone the next day, i feel like im doing something wrong
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Old 04-30-2007, 09:27 AM   #3079
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i havnt burnt yet...i got a little pink once, but that was gone the next day, i feel like im doing something wrong
well, i'm not burnt burnt...i guess you can say just a lil pink. you're not suppose to burn though. so it's good that you havent.

i just signed up for a year of unlimited tanning at only $20 a month. that's really cheap for tanning places around here.
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Old 04-30-2007, 09:31 AM   #3080
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here too...you can get a year unlimited for like $50 a month at some place, my sister was applying at...i dont think the place i goes to has unlimited at all...hmm i should propose that to lou
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Old 04-30-2007, 09:52 AM   #3081
 
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then i really feel sorry for your friends then.
their wives are just too dependant


how can a person not survive by themselves? i have no idea
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Old 04-30-2007, 09:56 AM   #3082
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how can a person not survive by themselves? i have no idea

its probably more of them having trust issues than being dependant.
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Old 04-30-2007, 09:57 AM   #3083
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Old 04-30-2007, 10:00 AM   #3084
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i dont get tanning beds but i guess thats cause me lives in "paradise"
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its probably more of them having trust issues than being dependant.
which is hilarious because all we usually do is hang out and play games
so i attribute it to being dependant. they'll tag along and fall asleep or something while we play games. and if he doesn't come out, usually it's because she doesn't want to go out

none of my friends are super wild and have to be worried about if they get drunk or somehting
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Old 04-30-2007, 10:46 AM   #3086
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here too...you can get a year unlimited for like $50 a month at some place, my sister was applying at...i dont think the place i goes to has unlimited at all...hmm i should propose that to lou
yes she does you dork. you can get a month unlimited. and just cuz you aren't getting burnt doesn't mean you're doing something wrong. it means you're doing it right! you don't want to get burnt, you don't want to get pink. you tan well. be thankful. some of us get pink from 8 min in a 20 min bed
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Old 04-30-2007, 10:59 AM   #3087
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you know tanning salons have stuff to take the pink out of a fresh tan right??? my stripper sis in law frequents one in St. louis and says its takes the pink right out if they just put fresh bulbs in the bed she'd know though LOLlies!!
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Old 04-30-2007, 11:07 AM   #3088
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Old 04-30-2007, 11:11 AM   #3090
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Old 04-30-2007, 11:41 AM   #3097
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which is hilarious because all we usually do is hang out and play games
so i attribute it to being dependant. they'll tag along and fall asleep or something while we play games. and if he doesn't come out, usually it's because she doesn't want to go out

none of my friends are super wild and have to be worried about if they get drunk or somehting
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ill go out once in a while, and if i fall asleep its not cuz im bored, is cuz im narcaleptic or someting....but my guy can go out whenever he wants, i just ask for a heads up when hes going out, so i know not to wait up for his sorry ass

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yes she does you dork. you can get a month unlimited. and just cuz you aren't getting burnt doesn't mean you're doing something wrong. it means you're doing it right! you don't want to get burnt, you don't want to get pink. you tan well. be thankful. some of us get pink from 8 min in a 20 min bed
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homeless people scare me...dude there were hookers behind me in line today at wendy's, talking about some trick they just pulled or whatever, then they turned around and said something about a cop, thats when i turned around and think i saw your dad
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ill go out once in a while, and if i fall asleep its not cuz im bored, is cuz im narcaleptic or someting....but my guy can go out whenever he wants, i just ask for a heads up when hes going out, so i know not to wait up for his sorry ass
that is a normal person response but for some reason when people get married, a lot of them never leave home
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