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Caution: Pees Everywhere When Drunk
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: The TROP and RAYJAY!
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fuck
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the polarbear conservation corps protects a classy polarbear cutie meeting a polarbear homie straight outa compton and sharing klondike bars
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i went tanning yesterday and my face got a lil burnt.
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David tried PIITB to me but was denied due to sub par equipment
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i havnt burnt yet...i got a little pink once, but that was gone the next day, i feel like im doing something wrong
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the polarbear conservation corps protects a classy polarbear cutie meeting a polarbear homie straight outa compton and sharing klondike bars
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i just signed up for a year of unlimited tanning at only $20 a month. that's really cheap for tanning places around here. |
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David tried PIITB to me but was denied due to sub par equipment
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here too...you can get a year unlimited for like $50 a month at some place, my sister was applying at...i dont think the place i goes to has unlimited at all...hmm i should propose that to lou
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their wives are just too dependant
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its probably more of them having trust issues than being dependant. |
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big or little, the size of the hole doesn't much matter
Join Date: Jan 2006
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Well, if they don't trust their man, they should check him out via a close arms inspection every time he comes home in the evening. And while they're down there they can give a BJ too.
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I'm a Harry Potter Homo
Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Holiday, FL (some go on holidays. I live there.)
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/\ here here
![]() i dont get tanning beds but i guess thats cause me lives in "paradise" |
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so i attribute it to being dependant. they'll tag along and fall asleep or something while we play games. and if he doesn't come out, usually it's because she doesn't want to go out ![]() none of my friends are super wild and have to be worried about if they get drunk or somehting
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The Giver of Blue Balls
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yes she does you dork. you can get a month unlimited. and just cuz you aren't getting burnt doesn't mean you're doing something wrong. it means you're doing it right! you don't want to get burnt, you don't want to get pink. you tan well. be thankful. some of us get pink from 8 min in a 20 min bed
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I'm a Harry Potter Homo
Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Holiday, FL (some go on holidays. I live there.)
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you know tanning salons have stuff to take the pink out of a fresh tan right??? my stripper sis in law frequents one in St. louis and says its takes the pink right out if they just put fresh bulbs in the bed
she'd know though LOLlies!!
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The Giver of Blue Balls
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the best kind of stuff is called Insurance. 10 times better than aloe.
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Caution: Pees Everywhere When Drunk
Join Date: Dec 2005
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REY REY!?
spare some change?
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GAHHH!!!!! NOOO! NOT THE HOMELESS!!!
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Anbody got a dollar I can borrow for the bus?
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Caution: Pees Everywhere When Drunk
Join Date: Dec 2005
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chaange..... chaaAAAange......
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I'm a Harry Potter Homo
Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Holiday, FL (some go on holidays. I live there.)
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chaaaaaaaaaange!!!!...spare some change???
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suffers from cracking due to shrinkage
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Riding shotgun with Stig
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I WANT TO GO HOME!!!!
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I'm a Harry Potter Homo
Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Holiday, FL (some go on holidays. I live there.)
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i dont wanna go work
...i wanna stay home!!!
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big or little, the size of the hole doesn't much matter
Join Date: Jan 2006
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Oh, almost forgot.
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David tried PIITB to me but was denied due to sub par equipment
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ill go out once in a while, and if i fall asleep its not cuz im bored, is cuz im narcaleptic or someting....but my guy can go out whenever he wants, i just ask for a heads up when hes going out, so i know not to wait up for his sorry ass Quote:
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I masturbate to teletubbies
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whoever thought up the idea of final exams can fuck right off
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suffers from cracking due to shrinkage
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Riding shotgun with Stig
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