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Old 02-19-2007, 12:39 PM   #451
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i love the way you talk to me...and of couse nekkid..you gotta put a show on for you guy....
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Old 02-19-2007, 12:54 PM   #452
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ever take a crap where you had to wipe with like a whole roll of TP before youre done?
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Old 02-19-2007, 12:54 PM   #453
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Old 02-19-2007, 12:58 PM   #454
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Old 02-19-2007, 12:59 PM   #455
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Old 02-19-2007, 01:00 PM   #456
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idk but i had to do that shit once this morning and like 10 mins ago.. fuckin bullshit i tell you
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Old 02-19-2007, 01:01 PM   #457
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Old 02-19-2007, 01:02 PM   #458
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Old 02-19-2007, 01:27 PM   #459
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Old 02-19-2007, 01:33 PM   #460
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how come you can't put metal in the microwave, but the inside of the microwave is made of metal?
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Old 02-19-2007, 01:38 PM   #461
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the inside is made of metal? i guess i never noticed before
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Old 02-19-2007, 01:39 PM   #462
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Old 02-19-2007, 01:40 PM   #463
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Old 02-19-2007, 01:40 PM   #464
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It's so freakin pretty outside today!





However the rushing and standing water from all the melted snow wasn't so great...
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I'm sick of this snow crap. My car keeps bottoming out in my driveway because the tire tracks are about 4 inches lower than the rest of the snow in the middle of my driveway.
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Old 02-19-2007, 04:21 PM   #466
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Your amount of snow is NOTHING compared to what we've gotten, so STFU








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Old 02-19-2007, 04:25 PM   #467
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so 2 years after i break up with my ex-g/f, she called me up. She has moved to Calgary Alberta and says that she still loves me and wants me to come out for her and how she think we were ment to be together...

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Old 02-19-2007, 04:35 PM   #468
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so 2 years after i break up with my ex-g/f, she called me up. She has moved to Calgary Alberta and says that she still loves me and wants me to come out for her and how she think we were ment to be together...
Watch out, next step is she's pregnant, and it's yours!
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Old 02-19-2007, 04:45 PM   #469
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so 2 years after i break up with my ex-g/f, she called me up. She has moved to Calgary Alberta and says that she still loves me and wants me to come out for her and how she think we were ment to be together...

which really means she just got her ass dumped by some other dude and wants a safe rebound.
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Old 02-19-2007, 05:33 PM   #470
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Old 02-19-2007, 05:39 PM   #471
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Old 02-19-2007, 09:12 PM   #472
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Old 02-19-2007, 09:19 PM   #473
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so 2 years after i break up with my ex-g/f, she called me up. She has moved to Calgary Alberta and says that she still loves me and wants me to come out for her and how she think we were ment to be together...
OH MYLANTA!

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which really means she just got her ass dumped by some other dude and wants a safe rebound.
No it's acually me.... She's still loved me after we broke up ....and has ever since....
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