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i tried getting laid last night but it didnt work out to well...
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Me: can we have sex tonight? Him: but we are about to watch a car be dropped with Buster in it(we are watching a recording of yesterdays mythbusters) Me:well when its over obviously(dripping with sarcasm fyi) Him: sure 10 min later(i fast forwarded through the commercals) ME:WTF!!! WHY DID IT STOP!! PEICE OF SHIT!!! FIRST CSI NOW THIS FUCK THIS!! 10 min later after a phone call to time warner to tell them they suck at life and they better fix my DVR before i shoot someone, someone is comming out thursday to fix it...its 9:30 Me: im going to bed, your comming with me Him:But im watching the musical x-play Me: your comming to bed with and are going to like it.... Him: but it funny andrew and i wanna watch it Me: its recorded andrew is a big boy, come to bed Him: fine We get up go to bed, i ask him to take a shower with me, he tells me no its to cold, and i take all the hot water, fine i take the shower alone get out of shower and am ready to fuck him and hes asleep...i say fuck it and just go to bed....sad sad day....
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sounds like you 2 like to watch TV more than fucking
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sounds like he does i was alll up for doing it when we got home but noooooo he had to show me this mythbusters....the part where i said after its over obviously was sarcasm...i should put that in there...
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remind me...why did we get back w/ him?
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he has his moments....i think
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When they put their paws on the fence, it means take them from the rear.
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he goes to the doctor all the time to get infusions for his Crones(sp), and im pretty sure its cuz of the remikade(sp) or whatever they have him on that does it....and because of all the medicine and steroids he was on when he was little because of the Crones...soo its not really something they can fix, its more something he has to live with and get used too...
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Ah. Didn't know there were other complications.
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unfortunatly....
and i spelled it wrong its Crohn's...sorry...
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I hate annual reviews. And this year I have to do 5 of them.
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