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Old 02-19-2007, 09:59 PM   #476
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Old 02-20-2007, 05:31 AM   #478
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Old 02-20-2007, 05:55 AM   #479
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Old 02-20-2007, 08:13 AM   #480
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Old 02-20-2007, 08:16 AM   #481
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so I have my diaphram kinda act up today while i'm walking to german....
I go up 3 flights of stairs and my chest hurts like crazy. I get to the room and class was canceled for today.....
all that work for nothing
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Old 02-20-2007, 08:21 AM   #482
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so I have my diaphram kinda act up today while i'm walking to german....
I go up 3 flights of stairs and my chest hurts like crazy. I get to the room and class was canceled for today.....
all that work for nothing
You tell that diaphram it best straighten up and fly right!
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Old 02-20-2007, 08:22 AM   #483
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Old 02-20-2007, 08:23 AM   #484
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Old 02-20-2007, 09:42 AM   #485
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Old 02-20-2007, 10:08 AM   #486
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Old 02-20-2007, 11:44 AM   #487
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I knew someone was going to go there.

Hammy has a diaphram in his throat! Silly, doesn't he know he can't get pregnant giving BJs?
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Old 02-20-2007, 01:32 PM   #488
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Old 02-20-2007, 02:13 PM   #489
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Old 02-20-2007, 05:28 PM   #490
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Gorging on Taco Bell much?
I haven't had taco bell since LAST weekend....oh how i miss it
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Old 02-20-2007, 07:45 PM   #491
 
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Old 02-20-2007, 08:37 PM   #492
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i've never done my taxes before....my dad always has done them. i'm so proud of myself hehe
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Old 02-20-2007, 08:44 PM   #493
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Old 02-20-2007, 10:39 PM   #494
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I haven't had taco bell since LAST weekend....oh how i miss it
I had those taquitos w/ guac, a crunch wrap supreme, and a taco for lunch.
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Old 02-20-2007, 10:42 PM   #495
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stop being such an ass! no taco bell for me til my new debit card gets here
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Old 02-20-2007, 10:49 PM   #496
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The taquitos are pretty good for what they are. Get those the next time you go.
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I still recommend a strong dose of Sam Kinisen. Search on youtube for Kinisen torch song.
It said no videos found. I tried Kinisen torch song, Kinisen, and Sam kinisen
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Old 02-21-2007, 04:47 AM   #498
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Here you go. Sorry, I misspelled his last name. It's Kinison.
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