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Old 02-28-2007, 05:00 PM   #701
David tried PIITB to me but was denied due to sub par equipment
 
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Old 02-28-2007, 05:19 PM   #702
I'll pass on the knife fuck, thanks.
 
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Old 02-28-2007, 05:20 PM   #703
I'll pass on the knife fuck, thanks.
 
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wait...more importantly...

i hate trying to work on homework while i'm at work if people keep calling or stopping by to ask questions!!! gosh! can't they tell i'm trying to do homework here!!!
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Old 02-28-2007, 05:21 PM   #704
big or little, the size of the hole doesn't much matter
 
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ITS THUNDERING!!! YEY!!!! and im all wet...i love baths...

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Old 02-28-2007, 06:26 PM   #705
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Old 02-28-2007, 06:55 PM   #706
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do midgets have regular sized turds or do they have little midget sized turds
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Old 02-28-2007, 06:57 PM   #707
When they put their paws on the fence, it means take them from the rear.
 
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do midgets have regular sized turds or do they have little midget sized turds
I'm pretty sure they have GINORMOUS turds. The make up for their lack in height.
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Old 02-28-2007, 07:12 PM   #708
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I'm pretty sure they have GINORMOUS turds. The make up for their lack in height.
hrm... I may regret this....


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Old 02-28-2007, 07:21 PM   #709
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i love bubbles...lol
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Old 02-28-2007, 07:24 PM   #710
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i hate homework!
Me f-ing too. 5 tests next week.

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Tsuchiya Keiichi is an O.G. drifter. Kind of like, if you win a NASCAR Sprint Cup champion ship, and Tom Petty gives you a standing ovation.

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Old 02-28-2007, 10:42 PM   #711
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(I only got like 2 to 2 1/2 years left )
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Old 02-28-2007, 10:54 PM   #712
Doesn't give blow jobs, and that's a good thing!
 
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I should be a junior but I'm almost a sophomore... still got like 3 years left
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Old 02-28-2007, 11:17 PM   #713
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yea i'm gonna be almost 26 when I get done here....
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Old 03-01-2007, 03:59 AM   #714
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Of course you do. But what kind of bubbles?????..................................... DUCKYBUBBLES!!!!!!
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Old 03-01-2007, 04:40 AM   #715
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yea i'm gonna be almost 26 when I get done here....
Ill barely be legal to drink by the time I get outta here.

wait...




wait...

graduation monies + job =
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Old 03-01-2007, 06:51 AM   #716
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yea, for awhile I was so cool for school......so i'm paying for it now
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Old 03-01-2007, 06:52 AM   #717
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Old 03-01-2007, 07:30 AM   #718
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unless my debit card comes today i won't be getting taco bell
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Old 03-01-2007, 08:04 AM   #719
Caution: Pees Everywhere When Drunk
 
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lol, no toxic hell for you!



















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Old 03-01-2007, 08:16 AM   #720
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Old 03-01-2007, 08:18 AM   #721
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Me f-ing too. 5 tests next week.

gag me

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me too. a test in every class next week. ugh! plus an annotated bibliography due (minimum of 20 articles )

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Of course you do. But what kind of bubbles?????..................................... DUCKYBUBBLES!!!!!!
they like me?!?!?! YAYAYAYAYAYAY
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Old 03-01-2007, 08:19 AM   #722
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+1... also some toxic hell... or maybe some greek food... i don't know
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Old 03-01-2007, 09:00 AM   #723
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how the fuck does it go from 60 degrees and thunder storms to fucking 20 something degrees and snowing???
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Old 03-01-2007, 09:01 AM   #724
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how the fuck does it go from 60 degrees and thunder storms to fucking 20 something degrees and snowing???
It's 80f and sunny here, so I wouldn't know.
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Old 03-01-2007, 09:02 AM   #725
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