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Old 02-06-2007, 11:21 AM   #76
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Old 02-06-2007, 11:23 AM   #77
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Old 02-06-2007, 11:24 AM   #78
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Old 02-06-2007, 11:27 AM   #79
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prescribed... but not prescribed to me
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Old 02-06-2007, 11:28 AM   #80
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Old 02-06-2007, 11:33 AM   #81
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Old 02-06-2007, 11:34 AM   #82
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Old 02-06-2007, 11:37 AM   #83
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Old 02-06-2007, 11:38 AM   #84
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But, that's my appendage in an orface. Not my fist.























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Old 02-06-2007, 11:40 AM   #85
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Old 02-06-2007, 11:41 AM   #86
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Old 02-06-2007, 11:43 AM   #87
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And is that a good thing or a bad thing?
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Old 02-06-2007, 11:51 AM   #88
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Old 02-06-2007, 11:52 AM   #89
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agreed & the most disturbing one i might add
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Old 02-06-2007, 12:04 PM   #90
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Old 02-06-2007, 12:06 PM   #91
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i am at a handicap computer at the library
There is a sign that says "handicap patrons have priority to use this workstation." If a person in a wheelchair comes to use it i'm going to act like a retard so they go away...
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Old 02-06-2007, 12:15 PM   #93
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Old 02-06-2007, 12:17 PM   #94
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Old 02-06-2007, 12:18 PM   #95
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Old 02-06-2007, 12:22 PM   #96
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yet HOLY CRAP you're going to hell. brahahahahahahhaa
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Old 02-06-2007, 12:24 PM   #98
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