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Old 02-09-2008, 06:42 AM   #13026
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hey matt! I like the squirrel one for the cats the best I lol @ most of them, but thougtht that one was teh funnay.
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Old 02-09-2008, 06:49 AM   #13027
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Old 02-09-2008, 07:12 AM   #13028
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staplr joo say??? nope jo should burn teh building down...
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Old 02-09-2008, 08:34 AM   #13029
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wtf deed joo juss say??? Speaking in tongues now!!
i'm sorry. that made much more sense last night. it actually looked right last night. I was in rare form indeed. I thought I was dying. haha!
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Old 02-09-2008, 09:33 AM   #13030
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Old 02-09-2008, 05:06 PM   #13031
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Old 02-10-2008, 07:45 AM   #13032
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okay, so thats a lie, but holy shit, lets say I found out what its like to projectile vomit
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I bought a hand gun yesterday and had a crazy sex0r night before that. Maybe I'll post some or if there is enough demand.
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Old 02-10-2008, 08:23 AM   #13034
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and pics of the gun until you get the vids up!
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Old 02-10-2008, 10:33 AM   #13035
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Old 02-10-2008, 04:31 PM   #13036
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Old 02-10-2008, 05:08 PM   #13037
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Old 02-10-2008, 05:45 PM   #13039
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Old 02-10-2008, 07:54 PM   #13040
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Old 02-10-2008, 08:01 PM   #13041
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last night I was at a keg and some "thugs" showed up and they got into a fight with people there and I guess someone pulled a knive so we were locked int he basement because they locked all the doors. In the basement was 4 of us with the third keg that JUST got there. So our logic were like "Ok around 14 gallons, 4 people. We have 3.5 gallons of beer to each, drink up." Everyone was running around upstairs and we just drank lol No cops came, non of us remember leaving. Good times
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Old 02-10-2008, 08:59 PM   #13042
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Old 02-10-2008, 09:09 PM   #13043
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ha i'm ok now. I just got crazy drunk on cheap booze. I'm talkin cheap ass booze. i mean, i can't complain too much, it was free, but fuck man...I'm willing to drop $20 or so on booze that doesn't make me puke for a half hour
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haha thats EXACTLY how i felt friday night matty!
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LOL HAAAAAAAA wish i coulda been there that woulda been awesome!!!
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Old 02-10-2008, 09:47 PM   #13045
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haha thats EXACTLY how i felt friday night matty!
mine was just me playing an idiot and rushing it. damn drinking games...


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Old 02-11-2008, 08:31 AM   #13048
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