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Old 05-23-2008, 11:59 AM   #15676 (permalink)
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Well seems like ants 'n the pantz has subsided for now, I'm actually kinda disappointed.
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Old 05-23-2008, 12:20 PM   #15677 (permalink)
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Isn't there an epic thread somewhere regarding Icy Hot on the junk?
No, because you havent made it yet. Ask Stinky, he'll tell you how it turns out.
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Old 05-23-2008, 12:31 PM   #15678 (permalink)
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No, because you havent made it yet. Ask Stinky, he'll tell you how it turns out.
I don't remember what forum it was on, but I promise, there's an epic thread already about Icy Hot.
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Old 05-23-2008, 12:45 PM   #15679 (permalink)
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It's either
A) your spidey sense is telling you you're about to get laid.

or

B) You have crabs.
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Old 05-23-2008, 01:21 PM   #15680 (permalink)
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Old 05-23-2008, 01:25 PM   #15681 (permalink)
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I'm shaved with the mach3 so it's not crabs.
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Old 05-23-2008, 01:27 PM   #15682 (permalink)
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Old 05-24-2008, 11:58 PM   #15683 (permalink)
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UFC 85 rocked my fucking face off. Disappointed my boy Tito didn't get to leave with a win though
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Old 05-25-2008, 06:02 AM   #15684 (permalink)
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Big BIG day today

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Coke 600 Nascar tonight

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Old 05-25-2008, 10:41 AM   #15685 (permalink)
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Old 05-25-2008, 10:50 AM   #15686 (permalink)
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back from prineville, I found out how big the ware houses on the hill are, we got to go take a tour. the small one covers 10 acres and only has 125 million in inventory (its not yet full), the large one covers 14 acres and you can fit 8 football fields inside it, end to end and only has 175 million in inventroty (its not full yet either). and then theres another 40 acres behind all that wich is full of thousands and thousands of containers that are all full of tires not sure how much inventory is out there but its alot. 90% of the inventory has a 30 day turnover, meaning it all gets shipped out to our stores within 30 days and then is restocked. The really insane thing is, there is only 224 people total (that included 30 people that run the office). that run the whole show on 3 different shifts, 24/7 year round. and then theres the little fact that our company has zero debt... so every single cent of everything is paid for in cash.
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Old 05-25-2008, 11:06 AM   #15687 (permalink)
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Sounds like a badass business plan.
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Old 05-25-2008, 11:10 AM   #15688 (permalink)
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Big BIG day today

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That's fn sweet I can't wait.
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Old 05-25-2008, 11:16 AM   #15689 (permalink)
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Sounds like a badass business plan.
It is... tis why were the largest independant tire dealer in the states. every thing in ever store is paid for with cash... hell our store along we have nearly 40 million in inventory... and I have a key and security code I saw that tirerack.com comercial the other day about them having 6 million in inventory ready to ship out, I just laughed
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Old 05-25-2008, 11:16 AM   #15690 (permalink)
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I think this is possibly the greatest racing day of the year.
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Old 05-25-2008, 11:25 AM   #15691 (permalink)
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Big BIG day today

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Nascar?
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Old 05-25-2008, 11:36 AM   #15692 (permalink)
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Nascar?
racing = racing = racing

if it goes fast, sounds awesome, Im in.
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Old 05-25-2008, 11:37 AM   #15693 (permalink)
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racing = racing = racing

if it goes fast, sounds awesome, Im in.
when the seasons over, you put little numbers on your ceiling fan and watch it go around dont you?
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Old 05-25-2008, 11:57 AM   #15694 (permalink)
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when the seasons over, you put little numbers on your ceiling fan and watch it go around dont you?









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Old 05-25-2008, 12:51 PM   #15695 (permalink)
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if it goes fast, sounds awesome, Im in.
Which totally explains why you sold your LS1 for a Civic.





Oh wait...
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Old 05-25-2008, 12:57 PM   #15696 (permalink)
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Which totally explains why you sold your LS1 for a Civic.





Oh wait...








then again to the poor schmo that bought the trans am from the Honda dealer...
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Old 05-25-2008, 03:59 PM   #15697 (permalink)
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if it goes fast, sounds awesome, Im in.
this how i feel about it

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Old 05-25-2008, 04:26 PM   #15698 (permalink)
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I REALLY need to get tickets to go see him...
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Old 05-25-2008, 10:39 PM   #15699 (permalink)
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