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Old 07-11-2008, 08:07 PM   #16901
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lol, you'll be alright. the cops will show up and tell them to calm the fuck down and you cqan go back to your fapping and drinking. i could go for some of that right now actually.
I'm hoping one day they'll be doin coke or smokin up then the popo will have have a shootout with them. Just no stray bullets into my DLP or I'd be a bit salty.
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Old 07-11-2008, 08:09 PM   #16902
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a bit salty? bro, you'd go JCvD on their asses, i can see it now... flying kicks through your windows
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Old 07-11-2008, 08:12 PM   #16903
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a bit salty? bro, you'd go JCvD on their asses, i can see it now... flying kicks through your windows
While chopping up rails with his AMEX.
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Old 07-11-2008, 08:17 PM   #16904
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I love having A/C now, my GPU runs about 4 degrees cooler at idle now.
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Old 07-11-2008, 08:23 PM   #16905
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The JVille Jaguars WR got caught doin that the other day

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AC is a part of life, without it you will die
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Old 07-11-2008, 08:52 PM   #16906
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The jaboolies a/c is broke, will they die soon?
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Old 07-11-2008, 09:20 PM   #16907
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TROOF!

Isn't that motherfucker in jail now?

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The jaboolies a/c is broke, will they die soon?


I know for a fact! Black people cannot stand the heat.
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Old 07-11-2008, 09:41 PM   #16908
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yup, fucking purses... I swear my wife has a different purse for each different outfit I'm like buy a fucking black pair of shoes and a black fucking purse... black goes with everything!!!
BULL SHIT! black shoes and black purse do NOT go w/ a brown outfit!!! This is why I have a black clutch and an olive clutch...that way if black will not do, the olive will.
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And new shoes to go with them!




And maybe a new outfit CFT
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Old 07-12-2008, 12:12 AM   #16909
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BULL SHIT! black shoes and black purse do NOT go w/ a brown outfit!!! This is why I have a black clutch and an olive clutch...that way if black will not do, the olive will.
QFT! I have a black and brown purse to go with my outfits if I'm "going out" but I carry a red leather purse for my daily purse
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Old 07-12-2008, 01:12 AM   #16910
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africa isn't cold, so they will be fine



should I buy a 360 for $200??
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Old 07-12-2008, 07:16 AM   #16911
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Isn't that motherfucker in jail now?
I think he was released on bail
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Old 07-12-2008, 07:17 AM   #16912
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yes, definately. especially if it comes with gta4
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Old 07-12-2008, 08:09 AM   #16913
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how much do used 360s go for usually??
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Old 07-12-2008, 08:12 AM   #16914
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BULL SHIT! black shoes and black purse do NOT go w/ a brown outfit!!! This is why I have a black clutch and an olive clutch...that way if black will not do, the olive will.





ive actually had clutches like that
(2 to be exact) pulled out of my escort
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Old 07-12-2008, 01:19 PM   #16915
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BULL SHIT! black shoes and black purse do NOT go w/ a brown outfit!!! This is why I have a black clutch and an olive clutch...that way if black will not do, the olive will.


QFTMFT!
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QFT! I have a black and brown purse to go with my outfits if I'm "going out" but I carry a red leather purse for my daily purse

That's why I love being a girl
i have a dark gray tote, with silver stars on it for my purse, i always use it, and if im going out, the stuff i need is in my pocket, or someone in my groups, usually a guy's.
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Old 07-12-2008, 01:49 PM   #16916
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i have a dark gray tote, with silver stars on it for my purse, i always use it, and if im going out, the stuff i need is in my pocket, or someone in my groups, usually a guy's.
*sigh* yes but you aren't very good at being a girl.
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Old 07-12-2008, 02:59 PM   #16917
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ive actually had clutches like that
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Hey! Me too! Except the new on I have in my 50 now, is orange.
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Old 07-12-2008, 04:27 PM   #16918
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*sigh* yes but you aren't very good at being a girl.
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Old 07-12-2008, 05:35 PM   #16919
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Old 07-12-2008, 05:58 PM   #16921
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Old 07-15-2008, 02:38 AM   #16924
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Harrah's can kiss my butt...first they rape me at work...then i feel its bright to gamble at harrahs and they take all my money......well technically my bosses money....
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