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David tried PIITB to me but was denied due to sub par equipment
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OOOO i like being dominated
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With a baseball bat!
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PERFECT!
Because I like to watch!
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When they put their paws on the fence, it means take them from the rear.
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Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians!
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big or little, the size of the hole doesn't much matter
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You'd become the beyotch of some bull with a strapon.
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When they put their paws on the fence, it means take them from the rear.
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big or little, the size of the hole doesn't much matter
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With no lube.
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When they put their paws on the fence, it means take them from the rear.
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Red Bull gives you wiiiiings!!!
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if not im sure, but im sure The simpsons did....."The Simpsons did everything"
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With a baseball bat!
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Caution: Pees Everywhere When Drunk
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VROOOOOM
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Red Bull gives you wiiiiings!!!
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2+2 is FISH?? hrms
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David tried PIITB to me but was denied due to sub par equipment
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i hate the male gender...they piss me off.....usually
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Red Bull gives you wiiiiings!!!
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harro!!!!!!!!
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the polarbear conservation corps protects a classy polarbear cutie meeting a polarbear homie straight outa compton and sharing klondike bars
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Caution: Pees Everywhere When Drunk
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big or little, the size of the hole doesn't much matter
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Red Bull gives you wiiiiings!!!
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well hello
![]() my boyfriends being a jerk, we got into a fight saturday because it was 2 am, andrew(roommate) had guest over i was honry and wanted him to take a shower with me, he wont have sex with me if there are guest over.....ever...period no discussion....so that pissed me off, and he refuses to let me know why and all i get outta him is a "because i said so thats why"....and he has more time then i do to do anything, so i he does my laundry on mondays since he doest work at all on monday and wednesday and i work every single day of the week, well we got into a fight last night because i needed them done, and he wanted to work on his truck(mind you he has to go to his parents anyway to work on his truck so why not take my laundry with him??) and now tonight we are supposed to have date night, so i call him to have him go buy a cookie sheet cuz we cant find the one i bought, and he starts telling me how he filled his taxes, and how hes getting so and so back well i ask him if he could go ahead and do mine(which i figure is a reasonable request since he is so damned convinced we are getting married) and hes like no you do it, do it tonight after you we eat dinner(mind you i have to make it, and wont be home till at least 5, so we wont be back at his parents till like 8ish when his dad gets home, and his dad is supposed to be doing their taxes)i asked why, and he was like there are a bunch of random questions you have to answer, and i was like uhhh you cant just call me and ask me what the answers would be(he has both my w-2s already) and he was like nooo i dont want to, you do them they are your finances you deal with them they arnt my problem....so i got mad at that, and then he was like what are you going to do break up with me just cuz i wont file your taxes for you, to wich i responded you keep this attitude up any longer and i fucking will im tired of hearing that from you(he has used that line about 3 times this weekend with differnt reasons for breaking up with him....) grrr hes just fighting with me for no reason, i dunno hes just pissing me off.... then i got this one guy that wont leave me alone, wants me to break up with devin and get with him, guy is alot of fun, we have fun whenever i see him (every wednesday night while im at work) but this guy is like 47...hes old enough to be my dad, i just turned 20...no way in hell i will date a guy that old, i draw my line at being old enough to be my dad.... and then another guy last night told me that i was completly awesome, and he would date me in a second, and im probably the coolest girl he has ever met....but even if i was single he wouldnt date be because im 20, and i shouldnt be in a relationship and i should be having fun and he wouldnt want to tie me down like that...hes 25....guys boggle me sometimes.... i dunno every guy that i know is either pissing me off or confusing the fuck outta me... *****RECAP***** my boyfriend is a jerk, wont sleep with me cuz guest are over, is arguing about everything with me, and almost seems like hes trying to get me to break up with him, another guy wont back the fuck off hes a creepy old guy, and another guy thinks im the perfect girl for him but doesnt want to tie me down cuz i need to go out and have lots of fun and do thing i havent done...yet hes barely 5 years older then me... i hate men...
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David tried PIITB to me but was denied due to sub par equipment
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suffers from cracking due to shrinkage
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I hate my Diff EQ teacher.
I hate my school because they are fauking pirates I want to go to the gym because i like it there. And girl scout cookies are awesome. |
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Red Bull gives you wiiiiings!!!
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joo = horney, went after your man and he was all like um no....
does not compute...does not compute.... ![]() srysly i dont care if my grandparents are in the next room if my girl wants it and goes after me for it..... HELLS YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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suffers from cracking due to shrinkage
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For serious. You do NOT turn down a woman that wants you.
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When they put their paws on the fence, it means take them from the rear.
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Poor Meghan.
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David tried PIITB to me but was denied due to sub par equipment
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i ment to say say not saw
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