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Old 04-06-2007, 06:52 AM   #1851
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what a basid tho, fo realz...:nonono i vote let meg go crazy all over him LOL every dick deserves a good fuck...and in his case a good fuckup
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Old 04-06-2007, 06:53 AM   #1852
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awww hunny im sorry, i knew i didnt like him...(it is the same guy that you just came back from when you walked in and were all....oh hi kyle...right??) im sorry...you know i you and ill kick his ass if needed, otherwise we can get trashed at my place and drunk dial if you want...plus i read all that...so be proud...
yep, same guy. like fuckin hot and cold! he's never been that way to me. i don't know what the fuck is up
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Old 04-06-2007, 06:54 AM   #1853
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*NEWS ALERT*

A bolt of white hot lightning was seen streaking down highway 270 this morning. It was seen weaving in and out of cars on the wide open road. This unknown object was reported to have about 10 mile long dual contrails and seemed to have broken the sound barrier going at least MACh 1 as motorists reported hearing a sonic boom.
For the record there was an instant replay this morning on the highway!! Godbless the 4 valve!! It was even more wideopen, gotta love 3rd gear 100mph+ blasts!!!!
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Old 04-06-2007, 06:54 AM   #1854
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maybe he regrets agreein that it ment nothing and wants more outta if but knows/thinks he wont ever get that from you so hes being a dick to get you outta his life so he doesnt have to see you every day and pine for you??? maybe??
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so he was a dick to get her away so he doesn't feel more pain????

gawd that sounds way to familiar, and it could be....in retropesct its possible
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what a basid tho, fo realz...:nonono i vote let meg go crazy all over him LOL every dick deserves a good fuck...and in his case a good fuckup
well ash (bday girl) didn't have a good night either, namely b/c of our friend who lied to us about goin to bed (she's been flakin out on us and treatin us like shit alot lately). she asked me if i honestly had a good time, and i said hte first part was great, but the second part was ruined. she was feelin the same way. she was like "TO's on my shit list. I swear to God dude, I'll kill him if you want me to, i got your back". Now, Ash is pretty hard core. grew up in teh inner city, has broken bones in other people, she could probably fuck him up no problem...my favorite ash quote is "now i never hit a bitch while she's down...but you know once she got to her knees i kicked her in the face"
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Old 04-06-2007, 06:58 AM   #1857
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well ash (bday girl) didn't have a good night either, namely b/c of our friend who lied to us about goin to bed (she's been flakin out on us and treatin us like shit alot lately). she asked me if i honestly had a good time, and i said hte first part was great, but the second part was ruined. she was feelin the same way. she was like "TO's on my shit list. I swear to God dude, I'll kill him if you want me to, i got your back". Now, Ash is pretty hard core. grew up in teh inner city, has broken bones in other people, she could probably fuck him up no problem...my favorite ash quote is "now i never hit a bitch while she's down...but you know once she got to her knees i kicked her in the face"
i knew i liked her...
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Old 04-06-2007, 06:59 AM   #1858
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maybe he regrets agreein that it ment nothing and wants more outta if but knows/thinks he wont ever get that from you so hes being a dick to get you outta his life so he doesnt have to see you every day and pine for you??? maybe??
thats dumb. we have 3 more weeks of school and then he's goin to australia for i think the whole summer. and its not like its a big campus. i don't go out of my way to see him, it just happens.
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Old 04-06-2007, 06:59 AM   #1859
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thats awesomes, and steal.t that quote i wills. funnyest part was her name is ash. i met satans spawn a little over a year ago and she was the type to take down a 250lb man without a problem and her name was ash. as well LOL
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For the record there was an instant replay this morning on the highway!! Godbless the 4 valve!! It was even more wideopen, gotta love 3rd gear 100mph+ blasts!!!!
damn your high RPM 4v
3rd gear to 70! 4.10s 2v BOOOOO
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Old 04-06-2007, 07:29 AM   #1861
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ok side random thought before workie....



"happieness does not exist, merely moments of neutrality between long stints of "life sucking" periods to make you feel less crappy about your life resulting in the complex, yet wrong belife that one feels "happy"
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that is all, i hate mai life and marraige right now FUCK WIVES!!!!!



P.S. its not her fault she didnt really do anything wrong or bad i just value my singlehood now more than ever before off to the 5th ring off hell
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Old 04-06-2007, 07:31 AM   #1862
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"happieness does not exist, merely moments of neutrality between long stints of "life sucking" periods to make you feel less crappy about your life resulting in the complex, yet wrong belife that one feels "happy"
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everything in life is your attitude toward it.....
if you think something sucks, it does suck

Reminds me of the stories I heard about lotto winners being very depressed after they won money because the money didn't buy them happiness liek they thought.....
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Old 04-06-2007, 07:33 AM   #1863
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Shit 2nd to 70 in 4v with 3.55s...I think
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Old 04-06-2007, 07:34 AM   #1864
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my escort would go 73 in 2nd until I hit the rev limiter (god I beat the hell outta that thing)
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2nd gear 3.27 did ~60
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Old 04-06-2007, 07:37 AM   #1866
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I seriously want to go do some burnouts in my stang now. I havent' driven it in like 2 weeks. Something about race gas, burning rubber at 70 mph, and a screaming 7000 rpm small block just puts me in a good mood.
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Old 04-06-2007, 07:39 AM   #1867
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I think I'm half a fag now, I love makin vodka/peach schnapps/OJ/Cranberry drinks. What are they called again?
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fag drinks??

our IT guy always drinks girly drinks like that and gets completely trashed at company functions.
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Old 04-06-2007, 07:41 AM   #1869
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you are drinking?!
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Old 04-06-2007, 07:41 AM   #1870
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sex on the beach? with no pineapple?
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Old 04-06-2007, 07:41 AM   #1871
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uhh cocktails?? vodka and oj, is a screwdriver, and peach schnapps and oj is a fuzzy navel...
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Old 04-06-2007, 07:44 AM   #1872
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I wanna be drinking
Ha now, I wish, I'm just plannin for tonihgt, I have a friggen stockpile at home now.
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Old 04-06-2007, 07:46 AM   #1874
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"happieness does not exist, merely moments of neutrality between long stints of "life sucking" periods to make you feel less crappy about your life resulting in the complex, yet wrong belife that one feels "happy"
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That is so wise. 20 bux says he was married.
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Old 04-06-2007, 08:09 AM   #1875
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yep, same guy. like fuckin hot and cold! he's never been that way to me. i don't know what the fuck is up

uh...maybe it wasnt him that sent the text back
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