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Old 06-23-2007, 02:13 PM   #1
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Bobcat My Butt. Can You Take Down a BEAR Bare Handed?

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Or with a chunk of firewood?

"It's a feat of bravery worth boasting of on a T-shirt: Chris Everhart clobbered a black bear to save his three sons.
"He killed a bear with his bare hands," bragged Everhart's oldest boy, Jake.

Yes, his bare hands and a sturdy piece of firewood thrown just right. And that's no campfire tale."
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Bear guy > bobcat guy, however, IMO, both are badasses.
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Old 06-23-2007, 04:17 PM   #3
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"Everhart's most adventurous boy, Logan, 6, grabbed a large shovel and charged at the animal."

his son is tougher LOLies!!!
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Old 06-23-2007, 04:57 PM   #4
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I would have thrashed is little ass afterwards. The bear was on its way out when the little shit charged her.
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and hes a Marine. woot.

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Old 06-23-2007, 07:57 PM   #6
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chuck norris would have only had to point at the bear and it would drop dead
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Old 06-23-2007, 09:02 PM   #9
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chuck norris would have only had to point at the bear and it would drop dead
But Jack Bauer...
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Old 06-23-2007, 09:25 PM   #10
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would take 24 hours of my life and force me to watch him fail 23 times before FINALLY....FINALLY suceeding
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they charged him how gy is that
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*ahem its Marine, like Soldier, or the President.

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Old 06-24-2007, 02:06 AM   #14
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Samuel Jacksons aurora would have paralyzed it instantly.
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sorry but i rarely capitalize anything. that doesnt diminish the respect i have for anyone in the military, any proper military.
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he hit the bear in the head with a thrown log and it went down dead? Something isn't rigth about that story...
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Old 06-25-2007, 08:11 AM   #18
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yeah the part where they wrote HIM the ticket, fags!!
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Old 06-25-2007, 09:38 AM   #20
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Old 06-25-2007, 11:09 AM   #23
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happy feet was all "it looks fake"

i was like of COURSE its fake real life cant compete with meeester McClain, they needs to throw hell fire and brimstone at him just to make it sporting, but who cares!!! It's John FUCKIN' McClain brsh!!!!!
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