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Old 06-18-2008, 04:45 PM   #1 (permalink)
the polarbear conservation corps protects a classy polarbear cutie meeting a polarbear homie straight outa compton and sharing klondike bars
 
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Woman sues Victorias Secret...

Because of a "defective" thong


FOXNews.com - Woman Sues Victoria's Secret, Claims Injury From Defective Thong - Local News | News Articles | National News | US News
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Old 06-18-2008, 04:51 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I heard about this, this morning. She go thit in the eye or something. super lolz
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Old 06-18-2008, 05:12 PM   #3 (permalink)
big or little, the size of the hole doesn't much matter
 
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Old 06-18-2008, 05:16 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 06-18-2008, 07:18 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 06-18-2008, 07:47 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 06-18-2008, 08:00 PM   #7 (permalink)
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There is no age limit on thongs...
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Old 06-18-2008, 08:59 PM   #8 (permalink)
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this thread is worthless without pics!!!!

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Old 06-19-2008, 12:26 AM   #9 (permalink)
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this thread is worthless without pics!!!!
Of a 52 year old in the thong? No thank you.
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Old 06-19-2008, 01:22 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 06-19-2008, 03:05 AM   #11 (permalink)
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I feel there should be.



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Old 06-19-2008, 04:09 AM   #12 (permalink)
big or little, the size of the hole doesn't much matter
 
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Thongs...... the new granny pantie
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Old 06-19-2008, 05:22 AM   #13 (permalink)
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there fuckin' should be.
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Old 06-19-2008, 06:39 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Age AND weight limit on thongs!
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Old 06-19-2008, 08:44 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Age AND weight limit on thongs!
there should be a 140lb weight limit you should be under 40 years old and you have to go through a 30 day waiting period while a board of a few select gentleman study pictures of you in said thong to determin if you should be allowed to wear it.
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Old 06-19-2008, 09:30 AM   #16 (permalink)
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there should be a 140lb weight limit you should be under 40 years old and you have to go through a 30 day waiting period while a board of a few select gentleman study pictures of you in said thong to determin if you should be allowed to wear it.
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Old 06-19-2008, 02:47 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Of a 52 year old in the thong? No thank you.
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Old 06-19-2008, 03:51 PM   #18 (permalink)
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so you mean to tell me that you guys wouldn't like to see these ladies in thongs?







They are ALL over 40
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Old 06-19-2008, 03:54 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Old 06-19-2008, 06:32 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Old 06-19-2008, 06:34 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Old 06-19-2008, 06:44 PM   #22 (permalink)
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They are ALL over 40
BARELY! Except for Heather Locklear, who no, I wouldn't want to see in a thong (anymore).

I would vote to have the age limit at under 50, but still require board approval.
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Old 06-19-2008, 07:01 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Old 06-19-2008, 07:08 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Old 06-19-2008, 07:09 PM   #25 (permalink)
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