LOLlies at work...

FreeBird · 10-08-2008, 08:40 PM

So usually im on auto pilot while at work, but today was SPECIAL!!!!

DISCLAIMER: I do not care or judge people by their religious convictions. if your Christian, Great. mormon, no problem. JEWISH, doesnt bother me in the least. What ever you wish to believe is FINE BY ME!!! just wantin' to point that out first hand.

around 3pm I was stocking the water and Publix brand 2 liter sodas when a rather grumpy (read: BITCHY) older chick walks up... conversation went as follows.

Her: When did Coke up the price of their Sprite 2 liters from 1.69 to 1.79.
Me: Wel...
Her (cutting me off like her question was rhetorical): THATS OUTRAGIOUS!!!
Me: Well with the cost of production im sure they have to up it a little bit, even Pepsi reduced their 12 packs to 8.
Her: Thats IT!! im going to dollar general where they are 1.1.....
Me ( cutting her bitchy ass off): What are you Jewish??!?!?!?

her face went from

to

in like .02 seconds it was magical.

well of course she complained, but aparently she has a reputation of being a bitch to people according to my Grocery Manager, and although i DID get written up for it, but i was not getting put on the traditional 2 week probation.

Convo with my Grocery manager AFTER he fielded the bitches complaint about me.

Him: Brent, Realy?!?!?
Me: Fuck yeah!! you should have been there she diserved it
~He chuckled out loud
Him: She can be mean, but next time just walk away.

That was it, texted b00sted about it a few times and it was the FUnniest fucking thing ever cause i got away with it.

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!, along comes 7pm

LOUD SPEAKER: Brent, please come to the managers office!

Back infront of my Grocery Manager
Him: Well this time you've done it.
Me: (shitting bricks) : Um... what?
Him: well i just got off the phone with Veronica (our Store manager)
Me: aaaaaaaaand???
Him: it seems the lady you pissed off KNOWS Veronica personally, and called her shortly after she left.
Me: soooooooo im fired? Damn and i didnt get to streak on the front end.
Him: No your not fired, but your on (he used air quotes while rolling his eyes, it was AWESOME!!!!!) "secret probation". Im not supposed to tell you about it so one word and were BOTH screwed.
Me: ok,

so how does she know Veronica.
Him: are you really that stupid, Veronica's JEWISH!!!!
Me: oh.... shit.
Him: yeah, DUMBASS! Veronica and her attend the same synagogue, and aparently the ladys son is a bagger here now and he is because his mommy got him the job THROUGH Veronica.
Me: LOL you said mommy < i totally said that

Him: Shut up and keep you nose clean, and IF Veronica wants to talk to you friday, just Deny Deny Deny... or atleast stretch the truth a little on your side.
Me: i just lost my raise didn't I
Him: Ya think?!?!?!?!?
Me: F-U-C-K.
Him: no it was approved and submitted monday
Me:

Him: just leave.

CLIFFS: Call a bitchy chick a jew.. she turns out to actually be jewish and knows my Storemanager who apparently is also jewish, serious ownage on Brent occurs, but i still get by bi-annual raise anyways.

1upiitbdm · 10-08-2008, 09:02 PM

EPIC WIN! :hi5:

Your boss is definitely right. Deny that you called her Jewish; or you can say, "I just simply asked her if she was Jewish. I did not imply it as a racist remark." Then, she'll talk to your boss and he'll tell Veronica about how this, "lady" acts towards the employees.

FreeBird · 10-08-2008, 09:06 PM

yeah i was giddy happy all the way till 7pm

but im not really worried aboot losing my job... unless i actually followED through with my initial ida upon hearing :secret probation" i was like WTF Dean Wormer much... this is publix not Animal house BRCH. but yeah since Veronica became our manager ive been on constant thin ice with her

i for serious thought this was EPIC win too.... and i nebbar new my Store Manager was Jewish...

1upiitbdm · 10-08-2008, 09:52 PM

It's because you are too damn easy going. So, when she looks at you, she probably thinks, "this fuckin' guy is a slacker."

nEighter · 10-08-2008, 10:11 PM

I would say you said... "we are so Jealous?!".. as in she was leaving and spending her money elsewhere

pennypinchingWHORE!!!

Therapist · 10-08-2008, 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FreeBird

So usually im on auto pilot while at work, but today was SPECIAL!!!!

DISCLAIMER: I do not care or judge people by their religious convictions. if your Christian, Great. mormon, no problem. JEWISH, doesnt bother me in the least. What ever you wish to believe is FINE BY ME!!! just wantin' to point that out first hand.

around 3pm I was stocking the water and Publix brand 2 liter sodas when a rather grumpy (read: BITCHY) older chick walks up... conversation went as follows.

Her: When did Coke up the price of their Sprite 2 liters from 1.69 to 1.79.
Me: Wel...
Her (cutting me off like her question was rhetorical): THATS OUTRAGIOUS!!!
Me: Well with the cost of production im sure they have to up it a little bit, even Pepsi reduced their 12 packs to 8.
Her: Thats IT!! im going to dollar general where they are 1.1.....
Me ( cutting her bitchy ass off): What are you Jewish??!?!?!?

her face went from

to

in like .02 seconds it was magical.

well of course she complained, but aparently she has a reputation of being a bitch to people according to my Grocery Manager, and although i DID get written up for it, but i was not getting put on the traditional 2 week probation.

Convo with my Grocery manager AFTER he fielded the bitches complaint about me.

Him: Brent, Realy?!?!?
Me: Fuck yeah!! you should have been there she diserved it
~He chuckled out loud
Him: She can be mean, but next time just walk away.

That was it, texted b00sted about it a few times and it was the FUnniest fucking thing ever cause i got away with it.

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!, along comes 7pm

LOUD SPEAKER: Brent, please come to the managers office!

Back infront of my Grocery Manager
Him: Well this time you've done it.
Me: (shitting bricks) : Um... what?
Him: well i just got off the phone with Veronica (our Store manager)
Me: aaaaaaaaand???
Him: it seems the lady you pissed off KNOWS Veronica personally, and called her shortly after she left.
Me: soooooooo im fired? Damn and i didnt get to streak on the front end.
Him: No your not fired, but your on (he used air quotes while rolling his eyes, it was AWESOME!!!!!) "secret probation". Im not supposed to tell you about it so one word and were BOTH screwed.
Me: ok,

so how does she know Veronica.
Him: are you really that stupid, Veronica's JEWISH!!!!
Me: oh.... shit.
Him: yeah, DUMBASS! Veronica and her attend the same synagogue, and aparently the ladys son is a bagger here now and he is because his mommy got him the job THROUGH Veronica.
Me: LOL you said mommy < i totally said that

Him: Shut up and keep you nose clean, and IF Veronica wants to talk to you friday, just Deny Deny Deny... or atleast stretch the truth a little on your side.
Me: i just lost my raise didn't I
Him: Ya think?!?!?!?!?
Me: F-U-C-K.
Him: no it was approved and submitted monday
Me:

Him: just leave.

CLIFFS: Call a bitchy chick a jew.. she turns out to actually be jewish and knows my Storemanager who apparently is also jewish, serious ownage on Brent occurs, but i still get by bi-annual raise anyways.

she bitched about 10 cents

you shoulda said SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WOMAN!!!

FreeBird · 10-09-2008, 06:05 AM

yeah 10 bloody cents imean its like an 6-7% hike

stupid cunt

**stang_lover69** · 10-09-2008, 09:15 AM

Flash! · 10-09-2008, 09:20 AM

PS: Everyone in Florida is Jewish.

B00STED4V · 10-09-2008, 09:23 AM

lol srsly

19teal93lx · 10-09-2008, 10:35 AM

Good read, congrats on the raise!

FreeBird · 10-09-2008, 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 19teal93lx

Good read, congrats on the raise!

yeah puts me at a whopping $10.50 now

rbohm · 10-09-2008, 11:42 AM

i would have said "maam, i dont price them i just stock them, talk to coke"

FreeBird · 10-09-2008, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rbohm

i would have said "maam, i dont price them i just stock them, talk to coke"

what you did there.

i missed teh funnies, whered it go???

FreeBird · 10-09-2008, 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rbohm

i would have said "maam, i dont price them i just stock them, talk to coke"

oh yeah and at the store i work at, we are so slow i'm not even required to stock them

EPIC WIN!!!!

Flash! · 10-09-2008, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FreeBird

what you did there.

i missed teh funnies, whered it go???

There was no funnies, it was the "I'd prefer not to get fired" response.

FreeBird · 10-09-2008, 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flash!

There was no funnies, it was the "I'd prefer not to get fired" response.

SO in otherwords, boring, pointless, and lack of any insult to the lady WHO so blantently ask for me to bestow one onto her?!?!?!?

brch diserved it. i just hope her son has enough sence to stay where he belongs and not come looking to confront me aboot it.... (just got a text earlier today saying the kids pissed about it.) YEAH like your mom hasn't been called worse

fuckin' 15yo BRCH

Cali Korleone · 10-09-2008, 12:21 PM

You work at a Grocery store?

FreeBird · 10-09-2008, 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cali Korleone

You work at a Grocery store?

:thumbsdown:

yep....

Cali Korleone · 10-09-2008, 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FreeBird

:thumbsdown:

yep....

Not putting you down or anything.

Just I thought you worked in construction?

FreeBird · 10-09-2008, 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cali Korleone

Not putting you down or anything.

Just I thought you worked in construction?

LOL i wish! atleast there id feel like i was accomplishing something... or atleast watching someone else accomplish something

but yeah each passing day i lose more and more respect for the american public...

the day before yesterday that i worked i had a guy ask me where Spices were. NOT only were we on the isle. NOT only are there 2 HUGE signs in the front and back of each isle telling customers what can be found on the isle. I WAS STOCKING THE FUCKING PEPPER that was on sale... THE VERY SAME ITEM HE WANTED TO PRCHASE!!!!!!

this is type of situation happends a few times a day...

so im pretty much on auto pilot at this point throwing mild insulting tones at everyone with a stupid question. (yes i do get some decent ones.. about once a week or so) But every great once in a while moments like this approach me and i just jump on them like a celebrity to Scientology...

B00STED4V · 10-09-2008, 12:44 PM

cocaine is a hell of a drug

FreeBird · 10-09-2008, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B00STED4V

cocaine is a hell of a drug

you aint kiddin' i was told to follow a pair of teens who reaked of pot back at the tampa store, popping out around different corners every few seconds...most fun ever. then ended up with not 1, or 2 bags of frito's... but 3!!!!!....

i lol'd the rest of the night.
A. they were BOGO Free
B. They both decided they didnt have enough money between them for dip. they had a $20...
C. tried to steal 2 candybars at the regesters... but ACCIDENTALY paid... WITH the $20. (only knew they intended to steal the candbars cause flat out said OH we meant to steal those when the casheer scanned them.)

some nights my yob can be pretty entertaining...

10-08-2008, 08:40 PM	#1 (permalink)
FreeBird Red Bull gives you wiiiiings!!! Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Margaritaville Posts: 14,782	LOLlies at work... So usually im on auto pilot while at work, but today was SPECIAL!!!! DISCLAIMER: I do not care or judge people by their religious convictions. if your Christian, Great. mormon, no problem. JEWISH, doesnt bother me in the least. What ever you wish to believe is FINE BY ME!!! just wantin' to point that out first hand. around 3pm I was stocking the water and Publix brand 2 liter sodas when a rather grumpy (read: BITCHY) older chick walks up... conversation went as follows. Her: When did Coke up the price of their Sprite 2 liters from 1.69 to 1.79. Me: Wel... Her (cutting me off like her question was rhetorical): THATS OUTRAGIOUS!!! Me: Well with the cost of production im sure they have to up it a little bit, even Pepsi reduced their 12 packs to 8. Her: Thats IT!! im going to dollar general where they are 1.1..... Me ( cutting her bitchy ass off): What are you Jewish??!?!?!? her face went from to in like .02 seconds it was magical. well of course she complained, but aparently she has a reputation of being a bitch to people according to my Grocery Manager, and although i DID get written up for it, but i was not getting put on the traditional 2 week probation. Convo with my Grocery manager AFTER he fielded the bitches complaint about me. Him: Brent, Realy?!?!? Me: Fuck yeah!! you should have been there she diserved it ~He chuckled out loud Him: She can be mean, but next time just walk away. That was it, texted b00sted about it a few times and it was the FUnniest fucking thing ever cause i got away with it. RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!, along comes 7pm LOUD SPEAKER: Brent, please come to the managers office! Back infront of my Grocery Manager Him: Well this time you've done it. Me: (shitting bricks) : Um... what? Him: well i just got off the phone with Veronica (our Store manager) Me: aaaaaaaaand??? Him: it seems the lady you pissed off KNOWS Veronica personally, and called her shortly after she left. Me: soooooooo im fired? Damn and i didnt get to streak on the front end. Him: No your not fired, but your on (he used air quotes while rolling his eyes, it was AWESOME!!!!!) "secret probation". Im not supposed to tell you about it so one word and were BOTH screwed. Me: ok, so how does she know Veronica. Him: are you really that stupid, Veronica's JEWISH!!!! Me: oh.... shit. Him: yeah, DUMBASS! Veronica and her attend the same synagogue, and aparently the ladys son is a bagger here now and he is because his mommy got him the job THROUGH Veronica. Me: LOL you said mommy < i totally said that Him: Shut up and keep you nose clean, and IF Veronica wants to talk to you friday, just Deny Deny Deny... or atleast stretch the truth a little on your side. Me: i just lost my raise didn't I Him: Ya think?!?!?!?!? Me: F-U-C-K. Him: no it was approved and submitted monday Me: Him: just leave. CLIFFS: Call a bitchy chick a jew.. she turns out to actually be jewish and knows my Storemanager who apparently is also jewish, serious ownage on Brent occurs, but i still get by bi-annual raise anyways. __________________

10-08-2008, 09:06 PM	#3 (permalink)
FreeBird Red Bull gives you wiiiiings!!! Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Margaritaville Posts: 14,782	yeah i was giddy happy all the way till 7pm but im not really worried aboot losing my job... unless i actually followED through with my initial ida upon hearing :secret probation" i was like WTF Dean Wormer much... this is publix not Animal house BRCH. but yeah since Veronica became our manager ive been on constant thin ice with her i for serious thought this was EPIC win too.... and i nebbar new my Store Manager was Jewish... __________________

10-08-2008, 10:11 PM	#5 (permalink)
nEighter i <3 whalepenis Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: TwiLight zOne!! Posts: 12,096 Blog Entries: 1	I would say you said... "we are so Jealous?!".. as in she was leaving and spending her money elsewhere pennypinchingWHORE!!! __________________

10-09-2008, 06:05 AM	#7 (permalink)
FreeBird Red Bull gives you wiiiiings!!! Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Margaritaville Posts: 14,782	yeah 10 bloody cents imean its like an 6-7% hike stupid cunt __________________

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10-08-2008, 09:02 PM	#2 (permalink)
1upiitbdm When they put their paws on the fence, it means take them from the rear. Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 13,901	EPIC WIN! :hi5: Your boss is definitely right. Deny that you called her Jewish; or you can say, "I just simply asked her if she was Jewish. I did not imply it as a racist remark." Then, she'll talk to your boss and he'll tell Veronica about how this, "lady" acts towards the employees.

10-08-2008, 09:52 PM	#4 (permalink)
1upiitbdm When they put their paws on the fence, it means take them from the rear. Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 13,901	It's because you are too damn easy going. So, when she looks at you, she probably thinks, "this fuckin' guy is a slacker."

10-09-2008, 09:20 AM	#9 (permalink)
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10-09-2008, 10:35 AM	#11 (permalink)
19teal93lx Jerking off again is almost too much work Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Bethlehem, PA Posts: 935	Good read, congrats on the raise! __________________ \|Shawn\| 1993 Teal Mustang LX, 2.3L 5-speed Looking for a 2.3 turbo motor

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10-09-2008, 12:44 PM	#22 (permalink)
B00STED4V Caution: Pees Everywhere When Drunk Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Ray-Jay Posts: 20,753	cocaine is a hell of a drug __________________