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Old 10-10-2008, 02:53 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The Mullet Man Robber
I can't believe they actually name him that. it's hilarous!!!

FBI on the hunt for the 'Mullet Man' bank robber | KATU.com - Portland, Oregon | News
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Old 10-10-2008, 03:03 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Whats Fapfap doing in oregon?
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Old 10-13-2008, 12:23 PM   #3 (permalink)
 
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dude holy shit.... That guy asks for beer money and cigs outside of my work all the time. I wonder if theres a reward, gonna gets me some dollaz
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The FBI is asking the public’s assistance in identifying and locating a man responsible for two bank robberies and three attempted bank robberies in the Portland-Vancouver metro area just this week.
Erm, how can attempted bank robberies happen and the guy get away?... Did the teller just say no and the guy left?
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Erm, how can attempted bank robberies happen and the guy get away?... Did the teller just say no and the guy left?
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Erm, how can attempted bank robberies happen and the guy get away?... Did the teller just say no and the guy left?

that was exactly my thought when i saw this on the news. how can you have 2 attempts and then a possible attempt.
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Old 10-13-2008, 01:52 PM   #7 (permalink)
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he bailed before completing the robbery due to taking to much time and having the police come?

seems smarter than waiting and having the place surrounded when he walked out
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that was exactly my thought when i saw this on the news. how can you have 2 attempts and then a possible attempt.
Bwahahah, I missed the possible attempt.

What the fuck is a POSSIBLE ATTEMPT??? Technically speaking, isn't every time someone walks in a bank a possible attempted robbery?
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It probably went down like this:
Mullet Man: "give me your money"
Bank Teller: "were an american bank, havent you been watching the news, we are broke"
Mullet Man: "oh, okay"
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Erm, how can attempted bank robberies happen and the guy get away?... Did the teller just say no and the guy left?
They confused him with a Dale Earnhardt Jr calender and a $10 off coupon for Six Flags.
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