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Old 10-16-2008, 10:38 AM   #1 (permalink)
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No Candy: Sex Offenders Must Post Halloween Sign - Local News Story - WBAL Baltimore



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Sex offenders in Maryland have begun receiving paper signs in the mail that show a pumpkin and read "No candy at this residence," which they must post on their front doors for Halloween or face a parole violation.
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Old 10-16-2008, 10:39 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 10-16-2008, 10:39 AM   #3 (permalink)
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LOL way to go maryland.... atleast they has right idea...
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Old 10-16-2008, 10:41 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 10-16-2008, 10:43 AM   #5 (permalink)
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nice signature.
I have a bag full of footlong butterfingers just for the kee-yids.
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Old 10-16-2008, 10:44 AM   #6 (permalink)
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lol stink would take the sign, and at the bottom put...

"No Candy At This Residence...but I have the new rockband little boy..."
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Old 10-16-2008, 10:47 AM   #7 (permalink)
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lol stink would take the sign, and at the bottom put...

"No Candy At This Residence...but I have the new rockband little boy..."

I was gonna go with "...but come around back for free toys!" but yours works too.
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Old 10-16-2008, 10:59 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I have my costume ready!
























as for candy...


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Old 10-16-2008, 11:05 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 10-16-2008, 11:18 AM   #10 (permalink)
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That's excellent! Way to go Maryland!
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Old 10-16-2008, 11:20 AM   #11 (permalink)
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That's excellent! Way to go Maryland, now give everykid who was too lazy to go trick or treat themselves a percentage of candy from those that went out and worked for it!
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Old 10-16-2008, 11:22 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 10-16-2008, 11:23 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 10-16-2008, 11:26 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Old 10-16-2008, 11:30 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Old 10-16-2008, 11:37 AM   #16 (permalink)
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i want kandy from DAT GUY!!!!!
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Old 10-16-2008, 11:40 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Be careful, it looks like he's got child predator hands.
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Old 10-16-2008, 11:59 AM   #20 (permalink)
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isn't that mother effing SPLINTER!?!?!
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Old 10-16-2008, 12:29 PM   #22 (permalink)
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isn't that mother effing SPLINTER!?!?!
you question as iff joo dont know... ask joo magik 8 ball.....



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Old 10-16-2008, 12:37 PM   #23 (permalink)
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yea...uhh...about that...uhhh


HEY LOOK! BOB DOLE! *points left, dodges right
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Old 10-16-2008, 12:39 PM   #24 (permalink)
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HEY LOOK! BOB DOLE! *points left, dodges right