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Old 10-25-2008, 05:03 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I'm going to dress like a robot, in my robot costume I made out of old liquor boxes I've collected from under drunk people at my house. The idea is I patrol for attractive young ladies with a "Free Robot Sex" sign. Heres where you come in. You must construct an *equally attractive* robot costume out of whatever material you possess, now - remember that, My shit is highly impressive so I expect yours to be as well, aluminum foil covered boxes is a minimum, possibly some cool rocket pictures or some scary symbols -whatever, I'm counting on you to be creative, I dig creative robot chicks. Now, I must warn you if I find your robot costume to be sub par, or even insulting, I may battle you to the death in the street, let's get one thing straight - robots are unpredictable, so use caution. Anyways, back on topic - this is where it gets kinky, I haven't exactly worked out the intricacies, but I dig spontaneous stuff - so we'll have to figure it out. So, do you have what it takes? Forget the rest of these fools in the forum, I'm far more creative, and ingenious - you want me, trust me.
and here on of the more interesting replies he got.

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well the first 2 were very unspectacular replies, not very interesting - didn't reply.

The one I just got was:

"So your saying you want to fuck me with boxes on? Sounds like fun - let me see a picture of you"

and I sent her back a picture of me with box on my head.
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Old 10-25-2008, 08:54 AM   #2 (permalink)
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LMAO yeah too much time, but if it works
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