Most Ridiculous Excuses to Miss Work

**stang_lover69** · 10-27-2008, 10:48 AM

Some of these are quite funny...

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FreeBird · 10-27-2008, 10:48 AM

OMG its not a YAHOO list!!!

**stang_lover69** · 10-27-2008, 10:57 AM

i found the link on yahoo though.

Therapist · 10-27-2008, 11:10 AM

I was tragicly attacked by a peacock... sorry I cant work today

Flash! · 10-27-2008, 11:11 AM

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Employee said he had a heart attack early that morning, but that he was “all better now."

**stang_lover69** · 10-27-2008, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Therapist

I was tragicly attacked by a cock... sorry I cant work today

mesa.t

Therapist · 10-27-2008, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by stang_lover69

mesa.t

no, that'd be your excuse

I'm only vulnerable to rabbid cocks

**stang_lover69** · 10-27-2008, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Therapist

no, that'd be your excuse

I'm only vulnerable to rabbid cocks

okay...you got me there.

Yamao · 10-27-2008, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Therapist

I got pregnant via a glory hole

Therapist · 10-27-2008, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Yamao

no thats reyrey

Flash! · 10-27-2008, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Therapist

I'm only vulnerable to rabbid cocks

19teal93lx · 10-27-2008, 12:09 PM

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Employee’s wife burned all his clothes and he had nothing to wear to work.

Hamburglar · 10-27-2008, 03:16 PM

when i work telemarketing a groupd of us called in and said the driver of our cars, horse died and he and his family were in mourning. so we couldn't get a ride....

Ya I ended up getting fired from that place lol

Boss281Mustang · 10-27-2008, 03:47 PM

Can't believe date rape didn't make the list

Tonto-T · 10-27-2008, 04:27 PM

I called in and lied about the steering wheel to my car coming off... and I had friends call in to work saying that my dog had died and that I needed to come home now. Ahh, meaningless college summer jobs.

10-27-2008, 10:48 AM	#1 (permalink)
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FreeBird Red Bull gives you wiiiiings!!! Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Margaritaville Posts: 14,782	OMG its not a YAHOO list!!! __________________

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stang_lover69 *the polarbear conservation corps protects a classy* polarbear cutie meeting a polarbear homie straight outa compton and sharing klondike bars** Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Gresham, OR Posts: 15,277 Blog Entries: 1	i found the link on yahoo though. __________________ The Dond (\__/) This is bunny. Copy and paste bunny (='.'=) into your signature to help him gain (")_(") world domination.

10-27-2008, 11:10 AM	#4 (permalink)
Therapist attacked by rabid cocks...........again! Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oregon Posts: 11,923	I was tragicly attacked by a peacock... sorry I cant work today __________________ ............- Jordan - ..

10-27-2008, 03:16 PM	#13 (permalink)
Hamburglar I masturbate to teletubbies Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In a dumpster behind an Iowa McDonalds Posts: 12,515	when i work telemarketing a groupd of us called in and said the driver of our cars, horse died and he and his family were in mourning. so we couldn't get a ride.... Ya I ended up getting fired from that place lol __________________ George Carlin was a modern day philosopher. He brought light to things that others tried to keep in the shadows. He made us see the obvious and laugh at our own stupidity. He was the cold hard truth in a world of lies and bullshit.

10-27-2008, 03:47 PM	#14 (permalink)
Boss281Mustang Maw Maw McQueen Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Huntington, WV Posts: 1,176	Can't believe date rape didn't make the list __________________ I wasn't knocked out, BUT my jaw does hurt. Chris

10-27-2008, 04:27 PM	#15 (permalink)
Tonto-T Former Manwhore Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 7,789	I called in and lied about the steering wheel to my car coming off... and I had friends call in to work saying that my dog had died and that I needed to come home now. Ahh, meaningless college summer jobs. __________________ D* in a post/thread = I was drunk when I was typing Hi, My Name is Wes *sit on myspace*

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