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Old 07-06-2009, 05:30 PM   #26
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I was going to add my 2 cents, seeing as miatas aren't so much synonymous with small penii, so much as loving teh penii.

So how about,




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Old 07-06-2009, 06:41 PM   #27
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Old 07-06-2009, 06:55 PM   #28
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Ever driven one?


Yea, its worth the gay jokes.
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Old 07-06-2009, 09:16 PM   #29
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Ever driven one?


Yea, its worth the gay jokes.
It is worth the gay jokes yes. An amazing little car.

I tried explaining to people at first, but... but it has a turbo and great handling. A mini little race car. Doesn't matter though. I might as well put a rainbow sticker on the back of it, because that is what everyone is thinking.

Oh well, I lose their laughter in the twisties..

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Old 07-07-2009, 04:23 AM   #30
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exactly
Its not worth trying to explain. Its like people that are dead set against imports, or Fords, or Chevys. Usually they have never owned or even driven what they are so against. Its quite silly.
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Old 07-07-2009, 04:25 AM   #31
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I love watching Miatas and MX-6s walk the Z06s on the road course. It's hilarious.



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Old 07-07-2009, 05:28 AM   #32
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Miatas are like fat chicks... it'd be fun to play with one, but I wouldn't want my friends to see me with it.
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Old 07-07-2009, 05:47 AM   #33
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Miatas are like fat chicks... it'd be fun to play with one, but I wouldn't want my friends to see me with it.
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Old 07-07-2009, 05:51 AM   #34
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Old 07-07-2009, 05:54 AM   #35
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I love watching Miatas and MX-6s walk the Z06s on the road course. It's hilarious.

Here is a MazdaSpeed Miata with all the basic up grades racing around a track. Handles like a dream.




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Old 07-07-2009, 05:54 AM   #36
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Old 07-07-2009, 06:41 AM   #37
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i was watching some Miata racing on VS about a week ago, those bitches were fucking quick... it was like some series just for miata's never seen it before. alot of old school late 90's models, but when the announcer put up the average time of some other sport car series on that same track the miata's (even the two slowest) were crushing them.

with that said im with brian,

it def. doesnt help that i feel more cramped in a miata than a fat person in a roller coaster...
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Old 07-07-2009, 02:32 PM   #38
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Spec Miata most likely.

And mom and dad's miata fits me just fine, but Im not a tall lanky guy like you
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