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Old 07-01-2009, 09:59 PM   #1
People that drive Miatas have small penises.
 
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Old 07-01-2009, 10:05 PM   #2
 
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People who drive mazda's have even smaller penises?
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Old 07-01-2009, 10:06 PM   #3
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People who drive mazda's have even smaller penises?
Hey, I would whip it out and show you how big it is, but... um... it is kinda cold in here and I just got out of the pool.

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Old 07-02-2009, 09:06 AM   #7
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People that drive Hondas have small penises. That's why I drive a Miata. Heeeyyyyy!
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Old 07-02-2009, 09:16 AM   #8
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Old 07-02-2009, 09:23 AM   #9
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Old 07-02-2009, 09:46 AM   #10
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Old 07-02-2009, 12:01 PM   #11
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So is saying "People that drive Miatas have small penises" mean I have multiple penises?

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Old 07-02-2009, 02:31 PM   #12
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Old 07-02-2009, 02:38 PM   #14
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Old 07-02-2009, 02:40 PM   #15
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Old 07-02-2009, 02:49 PM   #16
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Old 07-04-2009, 08:58 PM   #18
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Old 07-06-2009, 11:38 AM   #22
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Old 07-06-2009, 12:53 PM   #23
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