Funny Email Confirmation for a Part I Ordered

Stumpy · 07-03-2009, 10:33 AM

Got a new Leather Shift Boot (with JDM Red Stitching).

This is the exact email I got from them. Too funny.

"Your order is in the mail and it shouldn`t be long before it arrives.
Thank you for your business.

We ship from Poland, that`s in Central Europe, via priority mail. It
should arrive within 6-10 business days from the day of dispatchment.
It`s a very good shipping method but there is NO TRACKING NUMBER.

Please be on the lookout for a WHITE PADDED A4 (slightly bigger than
LETTER)ENVELOPE.

Due to some countries` import limitations on certain goods, such as
"animal-related products", which is not specified but it may or may
not include leather (decision`s up to the officer who processes them),
we mark all our packages with the following information:

"SYNTHETIC LEATHER PRODUCT SAMPLE."

Stating that it is synthetic leather allows to evade the import
limitation described above. The product IS genuine, top grade Italian
leather though - as you will know immediately after opening the
package (by smell, if nothing else).

If you have already received your order, please notify us by clicking here.

If not, you can find the estimated delivery date for your order and
double-check what we shipped, when and where to by clicking here.

We also want to tell you how to download your installation
instructions. It`s right out there on our website at:

Shift boot store - RedlineGoods leather shift boots

Thank you for the business and best regards,
RedlineGoods.com"

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**Flash!** · 07-03-2009, 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stumpy

Got a new Leather Shift Boot (with JDM Red Stitching).

Stumpy · 07-03-2009, 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flash!

That is not the funny part!

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Eddy · 07-03-2009, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stumpy

Thank you for the business and best regards,

Cali Korleone · 07-03-2009, 12:08 PM

JDM? Wouldn't it be PDM? As in Poland Domestic Model.

Sk1n · 07-03-2009, 12:10 PM

No tracking #?

Yamao · 07-03-2009, 12:10 PM

So what you are saying is that you got scammed and they sent you a synth leather shift boot, but just sprayed some real leather smell in the envelope

Yamao · 07-03-2009, 12:13 PM

Oh and i think we got a new CT for stumpy, "Likes to wrap his stick in polish leather"

B00STED4V · 07-03-2009, 12:41 PM

You're never going to see it

Tonto-T · 07-03-2009, 12:47 PM

yeah, if it doesn't come now, they are going to say "The official must of smelled that it was real leather!" Your money is being spent on a stripper right now.

Stumpy · 07-03-2009, 12:48 PM

Naw, it is a legit place. Lots of other Miata guys get their shift boots and other products from them.

I just thought it was funny they had to tell me that Poland was in Central Europe and that they lie about what they are shipping to the US. Writing it all in an email.

I should report them after I get my shift boot.

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Stumpy · 07-03-2009, 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flash!

My whole car has JDM Red Stiching... Just not the shift boot.

I had to order a new shift boot because the leather is cracking and starting to break apart.

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Cali Korleone · 07-03-2009, 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stumpy

Naw, it is a legit place. Lots of other Miata guys get their shift boots and other products from them.

I just thought it was funny they had to tell me that Poland was in Central Europe and that they lie about what they are shipping to the US. Writing it all in an email.

I should report them after I get my shift boot.

..

Snitch.

B00STED4V · 07-03-2009, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tonto-T

Your money is being spent on a stripper right now.

You mean a Polish (central European) whore.

Sk1n · 07-03-2009, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cali Korleone

Snitch.

Snitches get stitches!

n8rsk8r · 07-03-2009, 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stumpy

Naw, it is a legit place. Lots of other Miata guys get their shift boots and other products from them.

I just thought it was funny they had to tell me that Poland was in Central Europe and that they lie about what they are shipping to the US. Writing it all in an email.

I should report them after I get my shift boot.

..

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07-03-2009, 10:33 AM	#1
Stumpy People that drive Miatas have small penises. Tetris Champion! Moon Lander Champion! Helicopter Champion! Formula Fun Champion! Yeti Sports 1 - Pingu Throw Champion! Ten Pin Bowling Champion! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Chicago, Illinois Posts: 3,589	Funny Email Confirmation for a Part I Ordered Got a new Leather Shift Boot (with JDM Red Stitching). This is the exact email I got from them. Too funny. "Your order is in the mail and it shouldn`t be long before it arrives. Thank you for your business. We ship from Poland, that`s in Central Europe, via priority mail. It should arrive within 6-10 business days from the day of dispatchment. It`s a very good shipping method but there is NO TRACKING NUMBER. Please be on the lookout for a WHITE PADDED A4 (slightly bigger than LETTER)ENVELOPE. Due to some countries` import limitations on certain goods, such as "animal-related products", which is not specified but it may or may not include leather (decision`s up to the officer who processes them), we mark all our packages with the following information: "SYNTHETIC LEATHER PRODUCT SAMPLE." Stating that it is synthetic leather allows to evade the import limitation described above. The product IS genuine, top grade Italian leather though - as you will know immediately after opening the package (by smell, if nothing else). If you have already received your order, please notify us by clicking here. If not, you can find the estimated delivery date for your order and double-check what we shipped, when and where to by clicking here. We also want to tell you how to download your installation instructions. It`s right out there on our website at: Shift boot store - RedlineGoods leather shift boots Thank you for the business and best regards, RedlineGoods.com" .. __________________ [2004 MazdaSpeed Miata - 2526lbs / 175whp @10psi]

07-03-2009, 12:08 PM	#5
Cali Korleone Megaman says that I'm Too Gangsta 4 A CT. Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Rosewood Ave, CA Posts: 13,517	JDM? Wouldn't it be PDM? As in Poland Domestic Model. __________________

07-03-2009, 12:10 PM	#6
Sk1n When they put their paws on the fence, it means take them from the rear. Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 18,742	No tracking #? __________________

07-03-2009, 12:10 PM	#7
Yamao loves a nice round head Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 2,633	So what you are saying is that you got scammed and they sent you a synth leather shift boot, but just sprayed some real leather smell in the envelope __________________ Regret is a feeling that happens when you could have done something but didn't. わしは鬼ノジェイ

07-03-2009, 12:13 PM	#8
Yamao loves a nice round head Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 2,633	Oh and i think we got a new CT for stumpy, "Likes to wrap his stick in polish leather" __________________ Regret is a feeling that happens when you could have done something but didn't. わしは鬼ノジェイ

07-03-2009, 12:41 PM	#9
B00STED4V Caution: Pees Everywhere When Drunk Yeti Sports 1- Long Shot Version Champion! Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: The TROP and RAYJAY! Posts: 27,142	You're never going to see it __________________ Tampa Bay Buccaneers Tampa Bay Lightning Tampa Bay Rays

07-03-2009, 12:47 PM	#10
Tonto-T Former Manwhore Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 8,447	yeah, if it doesn't come now, they are going to say "The official must of smelled that it was real leather!" Your money is being spent on a stripper right now. __________________ wes

07-03-2009, 12:48 PM	#11
Stumpy People that drive Miatas have small penises. Tetris Champion! Moon Lander Champion! Helicopter Champion! Formula Fun Champion! Yeti Sports 1 - Pingu Throw Champion! Ten Pin Bowling Champion! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Chicago, Illinois Posts: 3,589	Naw, it is a legit place. Lots of other Miata guys get their shift boots and other products from them. I just thought it was funny they had to tell me that Poland was in Central Europe and that they lie about what they are shipping to the US. Writing it all in an email. I should report them after I get my shift boot. .. __________________ [2004 MazdaSpeed Miata - 2526lbs / 175whp @10psi]

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