"The Model", "The Crazy Ex" and the "Hot Chick"

Stumpy · 06-17-2007, 08:58 PM

I saw and hung out with them all on Saturday. Here is the rundown.

[1:30pm - 3:00]The Model:

Called me saying she wanted to go to the beach with me. I of course said yes. We hung out a few hours. First time I saw her in a bathing suit... and well she has one of the nicest racks I have seen.. So plump and juicy (More on this in a second). We laid out for a while. Went into the water... had a really good time. It was about time to go and we were back on our towels laying out. Now mind you there are about a MILLION Cicadas flying around making girls scream left and right.. Well, one lands on the Model and she FLIPS OUT! She smacks it off of her and one of her boobs pops out of her top! Haaa... I did not say anything or stare at it... but she knows I saw it... haa. She must have not cared because she said we need to hang out together at the beach more often!!

[3:30pm - 6:00pm]The Crazy Ex:

This is not the girl I just broke up with... this is just my crazy ex with benefits that I dated a few years back. We hook up through out the year if I am single. Well I am single so I thought I should give her a call. She is so annoying to hang out with... but she is good in the sack. I am nice to her... but she knows I just hang out with her for the nookie. I am honest with her about this, I want her to know my true intentions, I don't want to lead her on. No nookie from her on Saturday though... It could happen soon I guess... not really worried about it at this moment.

[7:00pm - 10:00pm] Had dinner and drinks with my sister and her friend.

[10:00pm - 2:00am]The Hot Chick:

The Hot Chick called me and wanted to go out for drinks later in the evening. I met up with her and gosh she is so good looking. I really don't think she wants to date me, I don't think I want to date her either... she is just too good looking, smart and all that for me.. Anyhoo this story is not really that exciting... but it was a nice way to end the day. Hanging out with her and her equally hot sister. Drank up a storm till they kicked us out of the bar at 2:00am. Then she took her sister home. Nothing that much happened... she gets touchy feely after a few drinks but it did not go anywhere. Maybe someday it will since we have messed around many times in the past... (Which still baffles me since she is SOOOO much better looking than I am). I will keep ya posted if anything happens.

Danre · 06-17-2007, 09:02 PM

fuck your posts, we want

!

<3 stumpy

Sk1n · 06-17-2007, 09:04 PM

You're the luckiest short guy I've ever met.

Stumpy · 06-17-2007, 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ernad

fuck your posts, we want

!

<3 stumpy

I want more pictures too!!

__

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1upiitbdm

You're the luckiest short guy I've ever met.

I really am. I am trying to live it up cause there is no way this sorta stuff can last that long. Sooner or later they are going to come to their senses... and realize that I am truley a sad little ricer..

Danre · 06-17-2007, 09:13 PM

start an emo band

Sk1n · 06-17-2007, 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Black RSX

I want more pictures too!!

__

I really am. I am trying to live it up cause there is no way this sorta stuff can last that long. Sooner or later they are going to come to their senses... and realize that I am truley a sad little ricer..

Live it up; but don't abuse. But, whatever you're doing keep it up. Because it's working. Good luck with the crazy bitch?

**madmatt** · 06-18-2007, 05:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ernad

fuck your posts, we want

!

<3 stumpy

+1000

congrats lucky ricer.

**Therapist** · 06-18-2007, 08:35 AM

no pics? wtf mate!!!

B00STED4V · 06-18-2007, 09:14 AM

lol, reminds me of pulp fiction

Faaip de Oiad · 06-18-2007, 10:15 AM

So...you're saying the hot chick is too good for you? You need to sack up and bang that whua tone.

B00STED4V · 06-18-2007, 10:41 AM

<3 fapfap

Stumpy · 06-18-2007, 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 5.0rly

no pics? wtf mate!!!

Well I posted this picture of the "Hot Chick" before: (The one in color)

Sk1n · 06-19-2007, 01:16 AM

She is hot. Her friend is pretty cute too.

ReyRey · 06-19-2007, 01:23 AM

the girl in b&w is church girl

Danre · 06-19-2007, 06:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReyRey

the girl in b&w is church girl

no???

Sk1n · 06-19-2007, 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReyRey

the girl in b&w is church girl

No.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ernad

no???

You are correct sirr.

Stumpy · 06-19-2007, 10:20 AM

The B&W girl is NOT church girl.

I will try and get a picture or two of the model chick if I can.

ReyRey · 06-19-2007, 10:26 AM

i thought you said it was the last time you posted the pic! hot girl in color, church girl in b&w

Stumpy · 06-19-2007, 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReyRey

i thought you said it was the last time you posted the pic! hot girl in color, church girl in b&w

No, I said that I was messing around with the Hot Chick the same time as I was messing around with the church girl. Not because I was a player, but because at the time neither one of them wanted to date me, they just both wanted a friend with benefits.

ReyRey · 06-19-2007, 12:06 PM

meh oh well, i stopped trying to keep up

Danre · 06-19-2007, 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReyRey

meh oh well, i stopped trying to keep up

dude, how can you miss out! this is better than reality tv!

**FreeBird** · 06-19-2007, 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OxMox

lol, reminds me of pulp fiction

tx3nc · 06-19-2007, 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReyRey

meh oh well, i stopped trying to keep up

In a world where both of our cars were totally under water....
Like sands through the hourglass, so are the DMs of our lives.

**FreeBird** · 06-19-2007, 12:47 PM

i love those commercials

**madmatt** · 06-19-2007, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FreeBird

i love those soap opera intros

fixed?

06-17-2007, 08:58 PM	#1
Stumpy People that drive Miatas have small penises. Formula Fun Champion! Yeti Sports 1 - Pingu Throw Champion! Ten Pin Bowling Champion! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Chicago, Illinois Posts: 3,513	"The Model", "The Crazy Ex" and the "Hot Chick" I saw and hung out with them all on Saturday. Here is the rundown. [1:30pm - 3:00]The Model: Called me saying she wanted to go to the beach with me. I of course said yes. We hung out a few hours. First time I saw her in a bathing suit... and well she has one of the nicest racks I have seen.. So plump and juicy (More on this in a second). We laid out for a while. Went into the water... had a really good time. It was about time to go and we were back on our towels laying out. Now mind you there are about a MILLION Cicadas flying around making girls scream left and right.. Well, one lands on the Model and she FLIPS OUT! She smacks it off of her and one of her boobs pops out of her top! Haaa... I did not say anything or stare at it... but she knows I saw it... haa. She must have not cared because she said we need to hang out together at the beach more often!! [3:30pm - 6:00pm]The Crazy Ex: This is not the girl I just broke up with... this is just my crazy ex with benefits that I dated a few years back. We hook up through out the year if I am single. Well I am single so I thought I should give her a call. She is so annoying to hang out with... but she is good in the sack. I am nice to her... but she knows I just hang out with her for the nookie. I am honest with her about this, I want her to know my true intentions, I don't want to lead her on. No nookie from her on Saturday though... It could happen soon I guess... not really worried about it at this moment. [7:00pm - 10:00pm] Had dinner and drinks with my sister and her friend. [10:00pm - 2:00am]The Hot Chick: The Hot Chick called me and wanted to go out for drinks later in the evening. I met up with her and gosh she is so good looking. I really don't think she wants to date me, I don't think I want to date her either... she is just too good looking, smart and all that for me.. Anyhoo this story is not really that exciting... but it was a nice way to end the day. Hanging out with her and her equally hot sister. Drank up a storm till they kicked us out of the bar at 2:00am. Then she took her sister home. Nothing that much happened... she gets touchy feely after a few drinks but it did not go anywhere. Maybe someday it will since we have messed around many times in the past... (Which still baffles me since she is SOOOO much better looking than I am). I will keep ya posted if anything happens. __________________ 2004 MazdaSpeed Miata - [Turbocharged]

06-17-2007, 09:02 PM	#2
Danre ahhh, I'm me again Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Joo Ez Aay Posts: 14,409	fuck your posts, we want ! <3 stumpy __________________

06-17-2007, 09:13 PM	#5
Danre ahhh, I'm me again Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Joo Ez Aay Posts: 14,409	start an emo band __________________

06-18-2007, 08:35 AM	#8
Therapist Μολὼν λαβέ Space Invaders Champion! Moon Lander Champion! Billards Champion! Donkey Kong Champion! Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oregon Posts: 13,980	no pics? wtf mate!!! __________________

06-18-2007, 09:14 AM	#9
B00STED4V Caution: Pees Everywhere When Drunk Yeti Sports 1- Long Shot Version Champion! Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Haiti! FUCK NO! Posts: 25,936	lol, reminds me of pulp fiction __________________ It's a Satchel

06-17-2007, 09:04 PM	#3
Sk1n When they put their paws on the fence, it means take them from the rear. Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 17,853	You're the luckiest short guy I've ever met.

06-18-2007, 10:15 AM	#10
Faaip de Oiad Van Damme stole my appendix. Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Md Posts: 14,029	So...you're saying the hot chick is too good for you? You need to sack up and bang that whua tone. __________________ The Life of Reilly

06-18-2007, 10:41 AM	#11
B00STED4V Caution: Pees Everywhere When Drunk Yeti Sports 1- Long Shot Version Champion! Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Haiti! FUCK NO! Posts: 25,936	<3 fapfap __________________ It's a Satchel

06-19-2007, 01:16 AM	#13
Sk1n When they put their paws on the fence, it means take them from the rear. Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 17,853	She is hot. Her friend is pretty cute too.

06-19-2007, 01:23 AM	#14
ReyRey The Giver of Blue Balls Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Kansas City, MO Posts: 13,447	the girl in b&w is church girl __________________

06-19-2007, 10:20 AM	#17
Stumpy People that drive Miatas have small penises. Formula Fun Champion! Yeti Sports 1 - Pingu Throw Champion! Ten Pin Bowling Champion! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Chicago, Illinois Posts: 3,513	The B&W girl is NOT church girl. I will try and get a picture or two of the model chick if I can. __________________ 2004 MazdaSpeed Miata - [Turbocharged]

06-19-2007, 10:26 AM	#18
ReyRey The Giver of Blue Balls Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Kansas City, MO Posts: 13,447	i thought you said it was the last time you posted the pic! hot girl in color, church girl in b&w __________________

06-19-2007, 12:06 PM	#20
ReyRey The Giver of Blue Balls Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Kansas City, MO Posts: 13,447	meh oh well, i stopped trying to keep up __________________

06-19-2007, 12:47 PM	#24
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