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Old 06-17-2007, 07:58 PM   #1
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"The Model", "The Crazy Ex" and the "Hot Chick"

I saw and hung out with them all on Saturday. Here is the rundown.


[1:30pm - 3:00]The Model:

Called me saying she wanted to go to the beach with me. I of course said yes. We hung out a few hours. First time I saw her in a bathing suit... and well she has one of the nicest racks I have seen.. So plump and juicy (More on this in a second). We laid out for a while. Went into the water... had a really good time. It was about time to go and we were back on our towels laying out. Now mind you there are about a MILLION Cicadas flying around making girls scream left and right.. Well, one lands on the Model and she FLIPS OUT! She smacks it off of her and one of her boobs pops out of her top! Haaa... I did not say anything or stare at it... but she knows I saw it... haa. She must have not cared because she said we need to hang out together at the beach more often!!


[3:30pm - 6:00pm]The Crazy Ex:

This is not the girl I just broke up with... this is just my crazy ex with benefits that I dated a few years back. We hook up through out the year if I am single. Well I am single so I thought I should give her a call. She is so annoying to hang out with... but she is good in the sack. I am nice to her... but she knows I just hang out with her for the nookie. I am honest with her about this, I want her to know my true intentions, I don't want to lead her on. No nookie from her on Saturday though... It could happen soon I guess... not really worried about it at this moment.


[7:00pm - 10:00pm] Had dinner and drinks with my sister and her friend.


[10:00pm - 2:00am]The Hot Chick:

The Hot Chick called me and wanted to go out for drinks later in the evening. I met up with her and gosh she is so good looking. I really don't think she wants to date me, I don't think I want to date her either... she is just too good looking, smart and all that for me.. Anyhoo this story is not really that exciting... but it was a nice way to end the day. Hanging out with her and her equally hot sister. Drank up a storm till they kicked us out of the bar at 2:00am. Then she took her sister home. Nothing that much happened... she gets touchy feely after a few drinks but it did not go anywhere. Maybe someday it will since we have messed around many times in the past... (Which still baffles me since she is SOOOO much better looking than I am). I will keep ya posted if anything happens.
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Old 06-17-2007, 08:02 PM   #2
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Old 06-17-2007, 08:04 PM   #3
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Old 06-17-2007, 08:08 PM   #4
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I really am. I am trying to live it up cause there is no way this sorta stuff can last that long. Sooner or later they are going to come to their senses... and realize that I am truley a sad little ricer..
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Old 06-17-2007, 08:13 PM   #5
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Old 06-17-2007, 08:27 PM   #6
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I really am. I am trying to live it up cause there is no way this sorta stuff can last that long. Sooner or later they are going to come to their senses... and realize that I am truley a sad little ricer..
Live it up; but don't abuse. But, whatever you're doing keep it up. Because it's working. Good luck with the crazy bitch?
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Old 06-18-2007, 04:53 AM   #7
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Old 06-18-2007, 07:35 AM   #8
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So...you're saying the hot chick is too good for you? You need to sack up and bang that whua tone.
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Old 06-18-2007, 09:45 PM   #12
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no pics? wtf mate!!!
Well I posted this picture of the "Hot Chick" before: (The one in color)

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Old 06-19-2007, 12:16 AM   #13
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She is hot. Her friend is pretty cute too.
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Old 06-19-2007, 12:23 AM   #14
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Old 06-19-2007, 07:48 AM   #16
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Old 06-19-2007, 09:20 AM   #17
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The B&W girl is NOT church girl.


I will try and get a picture or two of the model chick if I can.
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i thought you said it was the last time you posted the pic! hot girl in color, church girl in b&w
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i thought you said it was the last time you posted the pic! hot girl in color, church girl in b&w
No, I said that I was messing around with the Hot Chick the same time as I was messing around with the church girl. Not because I was a player, but because at the time neither one of them wanted to date me, they just both wanted a friend with benefits.
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