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Old 06-24-2007, 07:16 PM   #126
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Old 06-24-2007, 08:06 PM   #127
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Matty, Brian, and Ernie walk into a whorehouse....
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Old 06-24-2007, 08:09 PM   #128
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& leave behind the happiest whores in all the land..... they got paid for 2 minutes of work































































for all 3 combined
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Old 06-24-2007, 08:13 PM   #130
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what are 3 things that will never happen....well unless its a gehy whore house
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Old 06-24-2007, 08:55 PM   #131
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we're like bank robbers. we like to get in and out quickly.
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Old 06-24-2007, 09:22 PM   #132
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I was just informed that the girlfriend is getting a brazilian wax before she comes back in 11 days.

Then she said that if she is going to pay that much money and endure the pain somebody else better enjoy it.
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If you had sex 3 hours ago, that would be T plus.
I was counting down, NOW its been T plus 5 minutes (took so long because we drank some booze)
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Old 06-25-2007, 04:31 AM   #134
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Old 06-25-2007, 04:44 AM   #135
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@ the entire sequence of matty, flash, and ernad cutdowns.
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Old 06-25-2007, 05:34 AM   #136
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How the eff did *I* make that list?

Last I checked I'm neither a virgin nor celibate.
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Old 06-25-2007, 06:01 AM   #137
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How the eff did *I* make that list?

Last I checked I'm neither a virgin nor celibate.
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Old 06-25-2007, 06:07 AM   #138
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Last I checked I'm neither a virgin nor celibate.
but you sure look like it
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Old 06-25-2007, 06:07 AM   #139
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Old 06-25-2007, 06:57 AM   #140
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LOLlies!! @ matty even posting in this thread....period.


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Old 06-25-2007, 07:17 AM   #141
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That's not what the girl tied up in my basement says.
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That's not what the girl tied up in my basement says.
no, she says "mumble, mumble, MUMBLE!!!!!!!.....mumble?" take the red ball outta her mouth and se what she says
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Old 06-26-2007, 02:41 PM   #144
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Old 06-26-2007, 04:07 PM   #145
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Old 06-26-2007, 05:11 PM   #148
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For all you know that is.
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