What would you do if you found out your "other" was cheating? - Page 2

ryanrule · 06-23-2009, 11:14 AM

but yeah, i would confront them in the most public place possible, to cause them as much embarrassment as possible. cmon depress > slitwrists.

tx3nc · 06-23-2009, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by FreeBird

but WTF at the 2 fegs who would "try to work it out"...

Pussywhipped.

Personally, I might go BEG my wife to go have an affair. Then lawyer up and kick her ass to the kurb.

**FreeBird** · 06-23-2009, 11:58 AM

eff dat shit.. you cheat on me im fuckin' OUT!

tx3nc · 06-23-2009, 02:42 PM

unfortunately, I live in a divorce for cause only state. get this, one of those causes in adultery, another is refusing to have sex for a period of one year (the person doing the refusing is at fault). so around here, many people seperate for a year to fulfill that requirement and then their divorce is finalized. Bowlersheets if you ask me.

**madmatt** · 06-23-2009, 03:11 PM

Im young, unmarried, and without kids, but there is no way I could trust someone after they cheated on me.

Id smile knowing it happened early enough to keep me from marrying someone that would cheat on me. Take a couple years off, save a shitton of money, then try to settle down again.

**FreeBird** · 06-23-2009, 05:23 PM

eff settling down again...

tx3nc · 06-24-2009, 05:30 AM

YOUTH:

Quote:

Originally Posted by madmatt

Im young, unmarried, and without kids, but there is no way I could trust someone after they cheated on me.

Id smile knowing it happened early enough to keep me from marrying someone that would cheat on me. Take a couple years off, save a shitton of money, then try to settle down again.

EXPERIENCE:

Quote:

Originally Posted by FreeBird

eff settling down again...

**FreeBird** · 06-24-2009, 06:10 AM

yup i hes Experience

Tonto-T · 06-24-2009, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FreeBird

but WTF at the 2 fegs who would "try to work it out"...

meh, I love the kid more than myself... and would put myself through hell for her to have even a slightly better life.

tx3nc · 06-24-2009, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tonto-T

meh, I love the kid more than myself... and would put myself through hell for her to have even a slightly better life.

A noble position and I commend you for taking it.

tx3nc · 06-24-2009, 02:33 PM

Let's see.....

Try killing them? Violent.
Too messy. And no pussy is worth time in a federal-pound-you-in-the-ass prison

Try to work through it (counceling)?
BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Fuck couceling and fuck councelors.

Not accept it, run through the house break everything of theirs, take all the good shit and leave?
Too juvenile, although satisfying.

Divorce?
Yup.

Become a swinger?
And watch her continue to bang other guys. Fek no.

Try to cheat on em to get em back?
In an at-fault divorce state, that weakens your grounds for divorce and could make you lose more of your shit.

Confront other cheater?
Why? To make him un-cheat with her? Fek im.

Poison them .. slow aganizing death?
Meh. See #1. No pussy's worth it.

Take time apart to see if you could trust em again?
Yougottabefuckingkiddingme.

Laugh, leave, clean out bank account and go bang the hooter's girl from lunch?
I like this one for its creativity.

How about:
"Hire someone with HPV, HIV, and teh Herp to sleep with her, then leave."

Sk1n · 06-24-2009, 03:20 PM

I hope I never marries and has chilrens.

Fuck that noise.

Tartar Sauce · 06-24-2009, 04:29 PM

I would take the high road and not cheat on her.

Then I would turn that shit against her and take her for EVERYTHING.

legacy191 · 06-29-2009, 03:23 AM

Divorce, Pay child support again.....Then move to a country where she can't get a dime!!!!!!!!!!

Tony T

smokediver1975 · 06-29-2009, 06:46 AM

I would find me a stripper with and STD and on her period, bang her down with a condom. Keep the condom and proceed home to bang down the cheating spouse with the same condom.

I would then rent a troy built chipper shredder and place it on my boat. Tell the spouse we're going fishing tomorrow and that is our chum machine. Head 30+ miles off shore and CHUM away. Upon conclusion, push the chipper overboard and GPS the location so I can come back and fish for grouper there with my next woman.

400hp4cyl · 07-05-2009, 11:59 AM

I'm going to Hooters for lunch, anyone want to go?

n8rsk8r · 07-05-2009, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smokediver1975

I would find me a stripper with and STD and on her period, bang her down with a condom. Keep the condom and proceed home to bang down the cheating spouse with the same condom.

I would then rent a troy built chipper shredder and place it on my boat. Tell the spouse we're going fishing tomorrow and that is our chum machine. Head 30+ miles off shore and CHUM away. Upon conclusion, push the chipper overboard and GPS the location so I can come back and fish for grouper there with my next woman.

Dexter coming on again anytime soon?

06-23-2009, 11:14 AM	#26
ryanrule change my ct Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Madison. Go boobies. Posts: 5,657	but yeah, i would confront them in the most public place possible, to cause them as much embarrassment as possible. cmon depress > slitwrists. __________________ You think you're hot shit in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!

06-23-2009, 11:58 AM	#28
FreeBird Teh Repost King Doom Champion! Resident Evil Apocalypse Champion! Ms Pacman Champion! Pacman Champion! Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Holiday, FL (some go on holidays. I live there.) Posts: 21,774	eff dat shit.. you cheat on me im fuckin' OUT! __________________

06-23-2009, 05:23 PM	#31
FreeBird Teh Repost King Doom Champion! Resident Evil Apocalypse Champion! Ms Pacman Champion! Pacman Champion! Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Holiday, FL (some go on holidays. I live there.) Posts: 21,774	eff settling down again... __________________

06-24-2009, 06:10 AM	#33
FreeBird Teh Repost King Doom Champion! Resident Evil Apocalypse Champion! Ms Pacman Champion! Pacman Champion! Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Holiday, FL (some go on holidays. I live there.) Posts: 21,774	yup i hes Experience __________________

06-24-2009, 03:20 PM	#37
Sk1n When they put their paws on the fence, it means take them from the rear. Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 18,034	I hope I never marries and has chilrens. Fuck that noise. __________________

View Poll Results: What would you do if you found out you were being cheated on?
Try killing them? Violent.	0	0%
Try to work through it (counceling)?	3	12.50%
Not accept it, run through the house break everything of theirs, take all the good shit and leave?	0	0%
Divorce?	10	41.67%
Become a swinger?	4	16.67%
Try to cheat on em to get em back?	4	16.67%
Confront other cheater?	2	8.33%
Poison them .. slow aganizing death?	1	4.17%
Take time apart to see if you could trust em again?	4	16.67%
Laugh, leave, clean out bank account and go bang the hooter's girl from lunch?	14	58.33%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 24. You may not vote on this poll

06-23-2009, 02:42 PM	#29
tx3nc big or little, the size of the hole doesn't much matter Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 7,588	unfortunately, I live in a divorce for cause only state. get this, one of those causes in adultery, another is refusing to have sex for a period of one year (the person doing the refusing is at fault). so around here, many people seperate for a year to fulfill that requirement and then their divorce is finalized. Bowlersheets if you ask me.

06-24-2009, 02:33 PM	#36
tx3nc big or little, the size of the hole doesn't much matter Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 7,588	Let's see..... Try killing them? Violent. Too messy. And no pussy is worth time in a federal-pound-you-in-the-ass prison Try to work through it (counceling)? BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Fuck couceling and fuck councelors. Not accept it, run through the house break everything of theirs, take all the good shit and leave? Too juvenile, although satisfying. Divorce? Yup. Become a swinger? And watch her continue to bang other guys. Fek no. Try to cheat on em to get em back? In an at-fault divorce state, that weakens your grounds for divorce and could make you lose more of your shit. Confront other cheater? Why? To make him un-cheat with her? Fek im. Poison them .. slow aganizing death? Meh. See #1. No pussy's worth it. Take time apart to see if you could trust em again? Yougottabefuckingkiddingme. Laugh, leave, clean out bank account and go bang the hooter's girl from lunch? I like this one for its creativity. How about: "Hire someone with HPV, HIV, and teh Herp to sleep with her, then leave."

06-24-2009, 04:29 PM	#38
Tartar Sauce Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Below the Eleusinian Fields Posts: 1,038	I would take the high road and not cheat on her. Then I would turn that shit against her and take her for EVERYTHING.

06-29-2009, 03:23 AM	#39
legacy191 Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Flat land next to a pond Posts: 1,958	Divorce, Pay child support again.....Then move to a country where she can't get a dime!!!!!!!!!! Tony T __________________ Black and very fast! Red and very BIG!!

06-29-2009, 06:46 AM	#40
smokediver1975 Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Central Florida Posts: 431	I would find me a stripper with and STD and on her period, bang her down with a condom. Keep the condom and proceed home to bang down the cheating spouse with the same condom. I would then rent a troy built chipper shredder and place it on my boat. Tell the spouse we're going fishing tomorrow and that is our chum machine. Head 30+ miles off shore and CHUM away. Upon conclusion, push the chipper overboard and GPS the location so I can come back and fish for grouper there with my next woman.

07-05-2009, 11:59 AM	#41
400hp4cyl Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Indifuckinana Posts: 2,053	I'm going to Hooters for lunch, anyone want to go? __________________

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