Ever hit on a chick in front of her mom or dad?

PoXiC · 07-07-2004, 01:39 AM

Because I must say, it works! I was going into the mall to get to radioshack for a fixture... and I noticed two realy fine women walk into dillards.... I am distracted from my venture to follow them into the D. After they walk into the swimwear section, I approach the first one... start a conversation... and before long I found out that she was picking out something to wear on her trip to Vegas... and before much longer she asked me to judge as she modeled her selections. (Amazingly secure, and very nice. Easy to talk to.) Then I asked if her "friend" wanted me to judge hers too... and the woman replied "I'm not her frined... I'm her mother!" I chuckled a little bit, and still said... "Well, does your MOTHER want to try some on?" with a smile... covering my shock. I had NO idea she was her mother. She looked a little older than her 20 year old daughter, but not much. She told me she was 46, and I made her day.

So I think I killed several birds with one stone... Started dating a new, beutiful 20 year old Italian brunette named Nina. Made a GREAT impression with her mother. AND they willingly let me see them both mostly nekkid.

Ahh what a great week.

Bornstanger · 07-07-2004, 03:27 AM

j00 lucky bastage

cantthinkofname · 07-07-2004, 09:59 AM

BlueBloodedFord · 07-07-2004, 10:44 AM

dammit your the man!!

FallenPhoenix · 07-07-2004, 10:46 AM

I don't know how you do it

Jackie Chan · 07-07-2004, 11:07 AM

shannon elizabeth's parents showed me her underwear portfolio about 7 years ago.

huskerpower02 · 07-07-2004, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by PoXiC

Because I must say, it works! I was going into the mall to get to radioshack for a fixture... and I noticed two realy fine women walk into dillards.... I am distracted from my venture to follow them into the D. After they walk into the swimwear section, I approach the first one... start a conversation... and before long I found out that she was picking out something to wear on her trip to Vegas... and before much longer she asked me to judge as she modeled her selections. (Amazingly secure, and very nice. Easy to talk to.) Then I asked if her "friend" wanted me to judge hers too... and the woman replied "I'm not her frined... I'm her mother!" I chuckled a little bit, and still said... "Well, does your MOTHER want to try some on?" with a smile... covering my shock. I had NO idea she was her mother. She looked a little older than her 20 year old daughter, but not much. She told me she was 46, and I made her day.

So I think I killed several birds with one stone... Started dating a new, beutiful 20 year old Italian brunette named Nina. Made a GREAT impression with her mother. AND they willingly let me see them both mostly nekkid.

Ahh what a great week.

:shock: i want a week like that. fuck a week....i want a single day like that. congrats

VoodooChi|d · 07-07-2004, 12:55 PM

Pics of said hot italian chick

**jdv** · 07-07-2004, 01:04 PM

Damn, very nice, hawt moms are nice too

UCBeau · 07-07-2004, 01:06 PM

taggin the MILF and the daughter at the same time = teh win

GinoGT · 07-07-2004, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by UCBeau

taggin the MILF and the daughter at the same time = teh win

PoXiC · 07-07-2004, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by VoodooChi|d

Pics of said hot italian chick

Will do... Ill take some this weekend.

if she's down with that.

PoXiC · 07-07-2004, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by FallenPhoenix

I don't know how you do it

It's not hard... Just dont be afraid of approaching someone.

What's the worst that could happen? You get turned down? Slapped even if you do it wrong? So what! That's not bad at all. In fact it can be quite humorous.

All you have to do is simply walk up and say "Hi. How are you?" If she responds... continue (example.) "That's good to hear... What's your name? I'm -----" (Make sure to tell her your name first.)

After you get her name... make small talk. Dont appear to rushed. Play very cool no matter how "nervous" you realy are. Chicks dig confidence.

Ask them what they are up to... what they're shopping for... ect. If they like you by this point, you will know it. They will be very engaging, smile alot, and look you in the eye. If they are annoyed then simply say... "Well, it was nice to meet you." and bail out. DO NOT TREAT THEM LIKE A STUCK UP BITCH! Then you're guranteed not to succeed if you ever see them again. So what if they aren't interested, at liest you tried.

CONFIDENCE CONFIDENCE CONFIDENCE!

FallenPhoenix · 07-07-2004, 11:25 PM

Thanks for the advice

Friday night, we'll see how things go. If it doesn't work, can I drive one of your cars?

sement · 07-07-2004, 11:28 PM

haha. your the guy with the solitaire screenshot though. something doesnt add up.

JK. but good advice, nonetheless. I should go to the mall.

PoXiC · 07-07-2004, 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by FallenPhoenix

Thanks for the advice

Friday night, we'll see how things go. If it doesn't work, can I drive one of your cars?

Haha... Kindof hard to drive them if you live in TX.

In fact I think I'll use that as one of my angles to get pics of her this weekend. She's a car nut too... didnt know that untill I talked to her tonight.

I might have to take her out tomarow night in the Vette, then ask if she thinks it would be fun if she "posed with my car"

should I take her out in the Vette or the Mustang?

**jdv** · 07-08-2004, 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by PoXiC

CONFIDENCE CONFIDENCE CONFIDENCE!

where can i buy this?

Bornstanger · 07-08-2004, 04:28 AM

GinoGT · 07-08-2004, 06:15 AM

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Originally Posted by PoXiC

should I take her out in the Vette or the Mustang?

Mustang. If you take the Vette, the only thing she's going to think the whole time is "Damn, this guy's dick must be microscopic."

**madmatt** · 07-08-2004, 10:18 AM

Good find man, dont think I could hit on a girl infront of her parents like that, but maybe later. Hmm, mustang or vette. Dunno man, vette's do give the above thought to some, but come on, I think she'll like the vette anyway.

GinoGT · 07-08-2004, 01:39 PM

Or his wallet.

Bornstanger · 07-08-2004, 09:13 PM

every girl loves money

CharQuake · 07-08-2004, 10:38 PM

[chant] pix pix pix [/chant]

PoXiC · 07-11-2004, 12:57 AM

Well, er... I got one pic, but she is sitting in the passanger seat of my car, and the flash was hellabright, and she bliked. Absolutly not becoming. I'll post some quality ones later, because I convinced her to pose with my car in a bikini.

But sorry to let you down for this weekend.

El Messycano · 07-11-2004, 01:58 AM

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Originally Posted by PoXiC

Well, er... I got one pic, but she is sitting in the passanger seat of my car, and the flash was hellabright, and she bliked. Absolutly not becoming. I'll post some quality ones later, because I convinced her to pose with my car in a bikini.

But sorry to let you down for this weekend.

dude post it... it dont matta!

07-07-2004, 01:39 AM	#1
PoXiC Legendary Veteran Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Kansas City, MO Posts: 538	Ever hit on a chick in front of her mom or dad? Because I must say, it works! I was going into the mall to get to radioshack for a fixture... and I noticed two realy fine women walk into dillards.... I am distracted from my venture to follow them into the D. After they walk into the swimwear section, I approach the first one... start a conversation... and before long I found out that she was picking out something to wear on her trip to Vegas... and before much longer she asked me to judge as she modeled her selections. (Amazingly secure, and very nice. Easy to talk to.) Then I asked if her "friend" wanted me to judge hers too... and the woman replied "I'm not her frined... I'm her mother!" I chuckled a little bit, and still said... "Well, does your MOTHER want to try some on?" with a smile... covering my shock. I had NO idea she was her mother. She looked a little older than her 20 year old daughter, but not much. She told me she was 46, and I made her day. So I think I killed several birds with one stone... Started dating a new, beutiful 20 year old Italian brunette named Nina. Made a GREAT impression with her mother. AND they willingly let me see them both mostly nekkid. Ahh what a great week. __________________ 00 SS 69 Yenko

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FallenPhoenix Blah blah blah final five blah blah Breakout Champion! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: College Station Tx Posts: 8,628	Thanks for the advice Friday night, we'll see how things go. If it doesn't work, can I drive one of your cars? __________________ The views and opinions expressed above do not necessarily reflect those of DarkMesa, it's owners, or polar bears in general. rawr copyright 2006, phoenix Sinanym.com - My Blog Wiki40k.com - Warhammer 40k Wiki project

07-07-2004, 11:28 PM	#15
sement Legendary Veteran Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 433	haha. your the guy with the solitaire screenshot though. something doesnt add up. JK. but good advice, nonetheless. I should go to the mall.

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07-08-2004, 10:18 AM	#20
madmatt suffers from cracking due to shrinkage Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Riding shotgun with Stig Posts: 26,011	Good find man, dont think I could hit on a girl infront of her parents like that, but maybe later. Hmm, mustang or vette. Dunno man, vette's do give the above thought to some, but come on, I think she'll like the vette anyway.

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GinoGT Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 345	Or his wallet.

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07-11-2004, 12:57 AM	#24
PoXiC Legendary Veteran Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Kansas City, MO Posts: 538	Well, er... I got one pic, but she is sitting in the passanger seat of my car, and the flash was hellabright, and she bliked. Absolutly not becoming. I'll post some quality ones later, because I convinced her to pose with my car in a bikini. But sorry to let you down for this weekend. __________________ 00 SS 69 Yenko

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